The Time Traveller's Wife and The Kite Runner || Mitch Hedberg || Jared Padalecki

- I read The Time Traveller's Wife and The Kite Runner this weekend.

- Enjoyed them both.

I talked Hassan into firing walnuts with his slingshot at the neighbor's one-eyed German shepard. Hassan never wanted to, but if I asked, really asked, he wouldn't deny me. Hassan never denied me anything. [The Kite Runner]

- When I read that I thought, 'Oh, I'm reading a Sam/Dean fanfiction.' but then it turned out slightly different. :p

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Mitch Hedberg: I like cinnamon rolls. That's why I wish they made, like, a cinnamon roll incense. 'Cause I don't always have time to make a pan. Perhaps I'd rather light a stick, and have my roommates wake up with false hopes

Jared Padalecki: I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.

Bonus Question: Do people staying with Jared and/or spending the night wake up with false hopes?

it could happen. maybe. *pretends*

[Fictional Conversation]

Jensen: No, Jared. I'm fine where I am.
Jared: You're a good actor, but a horrible liar.
Jensen: I just ... We can't. Okay?
Jared: Not until you tell me why.
Jensen: Because people will talk.
Jared: People talk all the time, it's kind of what they do. I'm actually pretty well known for my talking.
Jensen: Ass. That's not what I meant.
Jared: I know and I don't care, let them talk.
Jensen: But.
Jared: Jen, they're going to talk whether you move in with me or not.
Jensen: I know, it's just ...
Jared: What now?
Jensen: I don't want to mooch or get in the way.
Jared: Has anyone ever told you that you're really annoying? If I didn't want you to move in with me while we're doing the show, I wouldn't have asked.
Jensen: I guess. But what if Danneel comes to visit or my parents?
Jared: I've got a pretty big back yard, so if they do visit remind them to bring their sleeping bags - it gets damn cold out there sometimes.
Jensen: ...
Jared: They'll stay in the house. Idiot.
Jensen: Fine.
Jared: So you're going to do it? You'll move in with me?
Jensen: Yes.
Jared: Finally. Dinner's on you tonight.
Jensen: What?
Jared: I own the house, those are my rules.
Jensen: Jerk.