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[certainthings]

so uh, I have recently discovered this tidbit about myself.

if you are wearing shoes, that have shoelaces and those shoelaces are touching the ground? yeah. I sincerely really don't like it.

on the outside, I may appear somewhat normal. maybe a little bit !!! when I say, 'ooh, be careful not to trip on those.' or something like that.

but on the inside? I am ripping those shoes off your feet, beating you with them and then possibly setting you on fire. but that mostly depends on what my mood was before I saw your shoelaces touching the ground.

what little things make you commit murder (in your head at least or for real, I'm not here to judge)?

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[certainthings.livejournal.com]

next time you go to the movies where a pair of shoes that you don't care about and the person doing the most annoying ... throw a shoe at them. and tell them to shut the fuck up. because seriously. people go to the cinema to enjoy the movie. not listen to some asshole eat.