Dear inventor of twitter. Thanks a bushel.

[certainthings]

Guess who I love?

Guess who sent me another dm last night?

I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with Bhad Fichael Furray.

\o/ \o/ \o/

This time I got a "Much love to u Michelle"

I want to squish him a lot.

I hope if there's a third dm (I don't think there will be) but if there is I hope there's a "your bff Chad" included.

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[brooding-soul.livejournal.com]

I got a DM from Leighton Meester once. It was a form one sent to her top followers, but still.

I also got a DM from Andy Cohen, once. Actually, twice. I can't remember what the first one said (I do remember he called me "baby" in it). The second one went like this. I tweeted: "@BravoAndy seems like the kind of person who would bury my face in a pillow while he had his way with me, and then we'd drink champagne and make fun of people." He DM'd me "You're right about everything but the champagne." And then I NEARLY DIED FROM AWESOME.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That is freaking amazing sauce balls. Yes, both sauce and balls.