Twilight : Eclipse and a little more Inception.

[certainthings]

I read (well skimmed) the first two Twilight books online. And I've watched the Rifftrax version of the movies. Tonight I watched Eclipse. And uhm. Team Jacob.

And the point of this is ... Watch the Rifftrax version of the movies. Shit is funny.

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Actually this next part is more about Roswell.

Hey, remember how Izzie entered people's dreams? What did she do while she was in them? I can't remember.

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[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember how Izzie entered people's dreams? What did she do while she was in them? I can't remember.

It was more like finding locations, dancing with them and occasionally freaking them out (there was that one Maria scene she found funny) but the dancing was a totally Alex thing. Oh ,and she gave Kyle some model on a treadmill with chocolate cake in a fantasy capacity.

...Rewatching now I find I'm so Pro-Tess and I still want someone to kick Max.

ETA: Skip Breaking Dawn it is ridiculous.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I do remember her dancing with Alex.

Pro-Tess, eh? Hmm. I don't know if I could ever swing that way.

I don't plan on ever watching the actual movie or probably reading the book but I'm sure as heck going to watch the Rifftrax version when I can.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

It was the 'monsters' ep with the Maria thing and sometime in Season 2 with the Kyle thing. He was a horny and probably depraved teenage boy.

Not with the killing thing, obvious. But Max was a douchebag, IMO. He could have at least treated her nicer.

I read the book it sucks. BIG TIME. I wanted my life back, it was just like, bad fanfic I paid for.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahah. Aren't all her books like really bad fanfic?

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Yeah but worse than normal and uh, Reneesmee, aside from Bella is the biggest marysue ever. Poor kid ;/ I concede though, The Host by her isn't too bad but Breaking Dawn is so beyond insane I can't even describe it.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

But Max was a douchebag, IMO. He could have at least treated her nicer.

You are my favorite.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

You are my favorite.

I love you too. &hearts &hearts

[paperscout.livejournal.com]

A fellow Tess fan?! idek who you are but I like you.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Oh, hi! I, too, quite enjoy Tess and, by extension, Emilie in general. It wasn't till years later I realized how much more awesome she was. Though, ngl, I mostly watched for Brendan Fehr he's a favorite.

[paperscout.livejournal.com]

That's because he's basically the hottest guy EVER and is not on TV anywhere near enough. XD

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

He's been on TV alot lately though, seen Ice Quake if not, it's worth it for the cheese and the 'kneel before todd kid' playing his son plus you know, huge ice attacks. He's really hot though xD

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

JACOB IS PRETTY HOT.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is.

[alwaysenduphere.livejournal.com]

One of these days I will pick up Rifftrax to things to watch them. But yes, Team Jacob.

I was JUST thinking to myself, "self, you own all three seasons of Roswell and yet you're re-watching Supernatural for a 2921 time when you can't sleep. Why is this?" So your timing is fun. Also I don't even remember that show enough to remember what you're referring to. Sad.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Rifftrax is so damn amusing. And it's fun to see how many references you get.

[eilan.livejournal.com]

Team Jacob all the way.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He is the prettiest.

[goingtoqueens.livejournal.com]

IS IT BECAUSE TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO ADORABLE AND EDWARD CULLEN IS A TWAT?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Some of that. Plus, he [Jacob] looks so much better with his shirt off. And yes, that makes me a pervy old lady.