oh, it is?

[certainthings]

I bought a comb tonight. Goody brand. I just looked at the back and written on the packaging ...

"It's a pleasure being a woman. You have so many different sides of yourself to express and enjoy. That's why Goody offers an inspiring range of hair accesories and styling tools to help you create any look with ease"

IT'S A FUCKING COMB. Not a bloody miracle worker.

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[agt-league.livejournal.com]

LMAO, can it give me a pony?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It might be able to. I don't know.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I sure hope so.

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

Did you say it in Martha Stewart's voice? 'Cause that's where the magic happens.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahah. I did not, perhaps I should've.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

Hahahahah.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm not sure that laughing at such profound words is what they were going for.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

Oops.

[hamarakissa.livejournal.com]

LoL! Will it make all my wishes come true :p

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It might. I hope it does. *rubs comb and hopes for a genie*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I haven't really used it yet, just combed out a few knots near the end. I'm hoping it does that though.

[eilan.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I should buy a Goody comb, maybe it will make my hair cooperate with me?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I would give this a try.

[lytab5.livejournal.com]

LOL.
It's probably a magic comb with special powers!
Wouldn't it be awesome if you started flying?
On second thought, where can I get this magic comb?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That would be awesome. I found this magic comb at Wal Mart.