fiction that someone should write. please.

[certainthings]

I want Jared/Jensen non-AU mpreg fic. Obviously it would be slightly cracky. And perhaps slightly AU since it's mpreg.

I think it'd start off something like this -

[Show has ended. The Boys haven't seen each other for a couple of months but they talk often]

Jensen: Dude, it's three in the morning. You better have a good reason for calling.
Jared: We uh, we're having a baby.
Jensen: Congratulations but you couldn't have waited to tell me?
Jared: No, I really couldn't.
Jensen: Why do you sound so panicked? A lot of married couples have babies.
Jared: [almost hysterical] Because I'm fucking pregnant.
Jensen: Funny.
Jared: [dead serious] I'm not joking, Jensen.
Jensen: Jared. You're a dude, you can't get pregnant.
Jared: Tell that to the freakin' child growing inside me.
Jensen: You sure you're not pulling my leg?
Jared: My hand to Kim.
Jensen: Shit.
Jared: Yeah.
Jensen: How's Gen handling this?
Jared: She's freaking out more than I am and I'm pretty fucking freaked.
Jensen: I'm flying out tomorrow.
Jared: Gonna come see the freakshow?
Jensen: Gonna come and support the freakshow, freakshow.
Jared: Thanks, man.

I'm thinking Jared and Gen would split because having a pregnant husband was just too much for her. I'm not sure how or why Jensen and Danneel would but there's gotta be a half decent plausible reason out there.

All right? All right. Someone get on this. :p

Comments

[essene.livejournal.com]

I'm thinkin' you've got a fairly decent handle on this one babe. You just keep pluggin' along there with your imaginary convos and see how it turns out. I'll cheerlead. *does the splits*

FYI Jensen and Danneel Do NOT split and it all ends with a beautiful polyamourous marriage wherein there is lots of threewaying.

OR...Jensen and Danneel split because 1) Jensen is NOT freaked by the fact that Jared is preggers and 2) Jensen seems far more interested in Jared's pregnancy than actually getting her pregnant.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that but I'm not really good with this sort of thing. I get so far and then nada.

I like option #2.