meme o' honesty

[certainthings]

Step 1: Post this into your LJ publicly.
Step 2: Others will reply anonymously about what they really think of you.
Step 3: Cry, because this meme is so brutal, and it hurts.

Mostly, I'm stealing and posting this because Step 3 makes me laugh. But I'm being a bit of a coward and flocking.

Comments

[diner]

Step 3 is HILARIOUS.

AS ARE YOU.

Also, I love your hair. Also, I wish I could hang out with you.

I HATE YOUR GUTS SO HARD OMG I JUST THINK OF THE WAYS IN WHICH TO SEND YOU MAIL THAT HAS LITTLE WORDS CUT OUT FROM MAGAZINES AND WORD THEM SUCH THAT WOULD TERRIFY YOU. But you are so awesome you would just laugh.

♥♥♥

I don't know what that was about. Essentially, I <3 you loads, dude.

In conclusion: Jared.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I wish we could hang out as well.

Bwahahahahaha. If I ever got something like that in the mail I'd hang it on my wall.

I less than three you as well.

That is a damn good conclusion.

[beckytheelf.livejournal.com]

GF UNLOCK IT. I'm sure the world loves you. GO onnnnnnnn.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah! They really really don't.

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

I will say what I really think about you if you say what you really think about me. But remember, I only want to hear nice things. Lie if you have to.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

lol. I think you're pretty spectacular.

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

Right back at you babe!

But really, I've never understood those memes. I mean, if I don't like someone, it's very unlikely they will be on my flist. And if they somehow are, I can just cut them like the bitch things they say. Also. who trolls around ppls journals telling them what douches they are? Sadly, I know you've experienced this. :( I just don't understand.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

They're uh, good clean fun? I don't know, I just really enjoyed that last step.

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, this one is hysterical! And honest and satirical. But the other ones all sound like they are penned by middle school girls (and maybe they are).

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like that you used 'legit'.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I wish. Also, a strawberry milkshake sounds good right about now.

[eilan.livejournal.com]

I stole this.

What do I think of you? I think you are completely fucking awesome and I adore every time you post.
I love your outlook on things, and you never fail to give me a new perspective on something, and make me want to be your friend more.
You make me wish our damn country wasn't so big, or that perhaps I didn't live in Ontario.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

This made my insides all tingly.

[frickangel.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha... *hugs*

You are amazings.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks.

[faunaana.livejournal.com]

WAIT, WHERE'S THE PROFIT STEP? o.O

Mostly I ask because I profit from having you on my flist! (awwwww, sappy but true)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know where it is.

Awww. :glomps you:

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly? I'm mad that NO ONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT ANONYMOUS on your LJ. Aside from that, I think you're an amazing girl. You really don't give yourself enough credit for that. I wish you would! <333

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahahah. I was thinking that so far people seemed to be failing the whole 'anon' part of this.

And thanks.

[(Anonymous)]

I think you're awesome! I don't comment here very much, because...I'm not really sure why. I guess I just feel awkward sometimes. But I think you're super entertaining and lovely!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I get that, I feel awkward pretty much all the time.

[(Anonymous)]

You're the kind of person I think I would love to have drinks with a few times a week.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think that I'd like this also.

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

aha i love step 3!

Uhh I ADORE YOU. You're amazing and awesome and I wish you'd see that <3

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's a good step.

I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU

[(Anonymous)]

I don't talk to you much anymore, but I still think you're one of the coolest people I've ever had the privilege of knowing. ILU micmezle.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

We should talk more.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

You're the bees knees and goats cheese.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams:

and now, I kinda want goat cheese. which I have some ... it's just too late for me to eat.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

Ewww cheese. D:

[(Anonymous)]

Posting anon because I don't like gushiness, but I loff you because you're funny, truthful, and you are not afraid to say whatever the fuck you want and I love that because I do the same. I fear that you may not like me as much since we often have differing viewpoints and I frolic in different fandoms lately, but I still loff you. ♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But I enjoy differing viewpoints. So, I'm sure that I do loff you. Very sure.

[(Anonymous)]

You say what you want and I like that about you. You're not afraid to admit that sometimes you contradict yourself and I like that about you. You're also really fucking witty and I love that about you. Pretty much, you're awesome.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I contradict myself? Piffle and pshaw. I contradict myself all the time.

[evilshelly.livejournal.com]

you're like...
one of the few left on lj i like!

[lotrabc.livejournal.com]

I lurk your journal more than we talk, but I'm always interested in reading what you have to say. You're delightfully blunt and hilarious, and you have one of those personalities that just stands out. Basically, you're drizzled in awesomesauce.

[(Anonymous)]

You're amazing and wonderful and so damn funny. Ilu!

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

ILU. I'd go anon, but...meh. :D

[(Anonymous)]

I think you're awesome and don't give yourself enough awesomeness credit.