Oh god when you said he couldn't stand and pee or sit and pee, my first thought was OMG HE CAN'T PEE ANYMORE? WON'T HE DIE?
Then I thought OMG HE HAS A CATHETER IN HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE?
And then I was a smart person and read the rest of that paragraph. God, it's good he can't have sex, because I sure as hell don't want that thing near me. It'd be like "hey honey, let's get it on - JESUS WHAT IS GROWING FROM YOUR DICK? OH GOD!"
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Date: 2009-08-21 03:00 pm (UTC)Then I thought OMG HE HAS A CATHETER IN HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE?
And then I was a smart person and read the rest of that paragraph. God, it's good he can't have sex, because I sure as hell don't want that thing near me. It'd be like "hey honey, let's get it on - JESUS WHAT IS GROWING FROM YOUR DICK? OH GOD!"