this and that.

[certainthings]

Ok guys… I went back to Danneel’s people & asked about a myspace or facebook b/c I have been seeing alot pop up in FB. It has once again been confirmed that she doesnt have any Twitter nor Facebook accounts. So if you see one its NOT her. Please dont be their friend, b/c all we are doing on helping them to stay open & what we want is to shut them down!!! So please remove them from your friends & pass the word around! I will try to do that through my Facebook Group. Thanks!!

I have no idea who "I" is or if they really did talk to Danneel's "people" but if that up there is true ... I don't get why they would lie about it why not just say, 'She has one but it's for friends and family.' or something. Unless of course they don't know that she does have one. Or maybe the Danneel that people think is real is actually .... JENNIFER JASON LEIGH!  *cue dramatic/scary music*

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He's a little bit delicate. Not as big as his friend the cherry, or as firm as his little buddy blueberry. The raspberry is a special kind of berrry. The kind that says "hey, gentle now ... don't get too grabby...I bruise." When treated right, who can compete with that luscious, juicy burst of flavour.

That little snippet there was in a grocery store flyer. And sure they're just casually mentioning raspberries that can apparently TALK but that doesn't matter, because in my head? I hear Jensen.

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Get champion dong ritornello morbose

And that is a subject line of a spam email. What the hell? I don't know what it is but it sounds kind of painful.

Comments

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

Not as big as his friend the cherry, or as firm as his little buddy blueberry.
Jared and Misha?

Ah, poor Jensen...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of Jared for the cherry but was blanking on anyone for the blueberry but yeah, Misha works well there.

[sj0126.livejournal.com]

are you aware that danneel is coming back to OTH? I just heard of what her storyline may be and its so crazy, even for OTH standards.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I have heard that which ... I'm glad she's coming back but I think I would've liked for it to be a surprise or at least to me, yanno? I like to remain spoiler free.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

What's her storyline? I'm curious!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

No spoilers in my journal please. please please please.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

Aw, damn! Sorry, I completely forgot about that. You might want to reply to her comment to let her know in case she replies to mine before seeing yours asking for no spoilers.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hi. Erm, could you please answer laurondo's question somewhere other than here. Please and thank you.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

And the plot thickens , but really, IDEK anymore.

Jared = Cherry, but who is the Blueberry?

WTH, weird email header, indeed.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Huh. Maybe her people really don't know that she has one.

quiet_rebel mentioned Misha for the blueberry and I think that works well.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

If I was her I wouldn't tell my people, but huh. Maybe they don't know.

It fits considering his eyes and whatnot.

[brittwinchester.livejournal.com]

I totally hear Jensen. LOL

But, maybe if her Facebook is real but super private she could've not told her ppl so if people ask like this they can say no & she wont get a lot of add request? IDEK

btw, I added you cause I need more Danneel loving friends :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right? He'd totally say something like that.

Yeah, that could be. I know awhile back she did friend people (fans) back but kept it very limited what they could see but then she deleted them.

Awesome. :)

[diner]

Jensen as a raspberry.


It works. ;-)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I really think it does.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Do you know how much I enjoy your random? A lot. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yey!