...because it's still buggin' me

[certainthings]

I was looking at those photos again and noticed that on some of them that white powder shit is on his ear. The hell? I just ... What? How?

Did he not look at a mirror before he left the hotel/apartment/house/friend's house?

Did he do his own make up thinking, 'Yeah, I've done enough tv and movies to know how this shit goes on.' And the proceeded to poke himself in the eye with a brush covered in powder and wiped it a bit so it wouldn't get directly in his eye and that's how some of it got on his ear and then he was all, 'Fuck this. I look fiiiine.'

Where were Genevieve and Danneel and why didn't they say, 'Uh. You got a little something there.' RIGHT AWAY? Were they pointing and laughing at him while his picture was being taken? (I hope so) Or did they do his make up and for shits and giggles wanted to make him look like an ass?

Did he get his make up done by a make up artist who was drunk? Or maybe one he turned down at some event and this was her way of getting back at him?

I really would like to know what the hell happened and who let him go out like that.

Comments

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

I'm sure this calls for J2 porn. I'm just not sure how.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

One of my other thought was that he purposely put the white powder there because it was a shout out to Jensen and a reminder to Jensen how he (Jensen) likes to come on his (Jared's) face.

[peaches.livejournal.com]

a lot of people think that it is Vitiligo, because of his elbows in this picture, but i agree with the comment above. It is just a cheap trick to get J2 porn.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've noticed the vitiligo on his arms/elbows but that up there is powder, no? I mean with the little bit on his ear on some of the pictures but not all leads me to that conclusion. And yeah.

[crooked.livejournal.com]

you forgot the 'hasty clean-up after coke party' theory.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ooh. I like that one a lot.

[crooked.livejournal.com]

right? and it comes with the added benefit of cokewhore!jared/drug dealer!jensen au! summary: jared can't pay for his fix, but jensen accepts alternative forms of payment...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I do love me some hooker fic

[overstreets.livejournal.com]

I will never understand why, out of alllll the people he spoke to during that event, NO ONE told him he had powder on his face. And his ear. WHY WHY WHY.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right? I think that's the part that bothers/confuses me the most is that no one told him.

[punnky-kitty.livejournal.com]

Thx Smidge. Now I'm gonna be CSI'ing it up over here.

I was gonna echo Peaches, but the powder is in his hair. It looks like someone leaned down and gave him a kiss on the cheek.. one of those kisses where the giver is imposing on your personal space. BUT then I looked at the other side, and looks to be a little over there.. so..

IDK ..
PORN TIMEZ.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. You are WELCOME.

Yeah, I noticed on the other side too but it's not AS noticeable so did he or whoever brush that side off so it wasn't as bad and then had a miniature stroke in their hand and had to leave the other side as is? IT MAKES NO SENSE.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

I thought it was Vitiligo at first too, but then I don't know how he has kept it hidden so well for so long, so it's probably just a bad makeup job.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think he has that but not on his face since the powder is on the other side too (just not as much) and it's in his hair.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

lol, I didn't even notice it in his hair, I was only looking at his skin.

[crackedbuthappy.livejournal.com]

It could his skin or his spray tan coming off or drugs or any number of things. I'm inclined to believe it wasn't noticeable without the flashes of the cameras lighting up the white area because I can't believe the PR people for the film wouldn't have noticed as they hustled him along the carpet or the girls he was with didn't say something. And hi, run on sentence alert.

I'm thinking a case of the phantom nipple - you know, where a celebrity goes out thinking she looks cute without a bra and as soon as the flashes and lights on the carpet hit her boobies, nipples can be seen though the fabric.

But whoever suggested porn? Get on that.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That does seem very possible. But still one would think that he or whoever was doing his make up would've taken an extra 'just in case' once over with the brush. Maybe. I dunno.

[quarterwhore.livejournal.com]

It could be some weird spot lighting. Or maybe it's lack of makeup- maybe he missed a spot with his foundation. Or maybe the skin got scraped and the makeup didn't go on correctly.

...Or, more likely, powder from a doughnut he ate. It's hard to tell. We only notice because the picture is like 500000x zoom- in RL I doubt anyone would have seen it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I'm sure someone must've seen it. (read: Genevieve)

[punnky-kitty.livejournal.com]

LOL I read "powder from a doughnut" & imagined him smushing a doughnut into the side of his face all NOM NOM OMG HONGRY.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. "WHY CAN'T I TASTE THE DELICIOUS GOODNESS?!" "Uh, Jared your mouth isn't near your eye." "SHUT UP FOOL."

[gigglingkat]

It's not white powder - at least I don't think so. It's the same kind of tan line I get when I'm wearing sunglasses on a boat. The reflection of the water tans one side of the face and casts weird shadows.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Even on the hair and ears?

[karabou.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it's make-up he missed from his last miming session.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. That's actually probably very true.

[faithette.livejournal.com]

It looks like light beihg reflected on his face and ear to me... like a flash from a mirror or off of chrome...

*shrugs*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

of course danneel was giggling like mad while the pictures were being taken. she didn't want to interrupt. that would be rude. besides, she feels the white...stuff adds...character

...or something

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah. I'm sure she does.

[malevolent73.livejournal.com]

I believe he was about to sniff coke from Gen's bosom when Jensen walked in and he turned his head so quickly that the powder flew up onto his cheek and ear and hair. Why he left it there I don't know. I speculate that Jensen made him leave it as punishment so he would remember never to leave him out of the party? *shrug*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oooh. I like this theory. Or more I enjoy the image of it.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Were they pointing and laughing at him while his picture was being taken? (I hope so) Or did they do his make up and for shits and giggles wanted to make him look like an ass?

I refuse to believe it is NOT one of these reasons. ONE of these is TRUTH.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'd really kind of like it if was

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Odd. It has to be powder or a reflection, because if you look at the large version, it's also on his neck at the crease.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm going with powder

[bigmamag.livejournal.com]

I am ashamed and yet strangely proud that my first guess was that Jared has a secret life as a mime. Lol, best not to ask.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He totally is a mime.

[oreius.livejournal.com]

Is looking at your older updates. Um I think It's vitiligo because if you watched him on the Bonnie Hunt show that morning??? It was there too and I seriously doubt they'd let him walk out there with makeup like that. :[

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But it's in his hair and ... I dunno, maybe they've just done a bad make up job covering it up on his face? But the vitiligo doesn't look like that on his arms.