Twilight. Jensen.

[certainthings]

If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

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He still secretly loves it when 12 year olds hang around him.

Comments

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

It's true. He feels it gives him a cool factor that Jared will never understand.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

I read that link as "If Jensen was 10 times shorter and 100 times more honest."

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Bwah. That would be a good article.

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

I know, I wish that was what it really was!

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male.

Well played.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yeah huh

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I love that Twilight break down SO much. It's so... TRUE.

Oh Jensen, your poor hair. And yet, I really kinda ADORE this picture of him.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm not fussy on the turtleneck.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

*gets as far as "doe-eyed" and can't stop giggling*

*starts reading the Twilight thing and giggles more*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right?! Doe-eyed? Like seriously.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I mean really. Who are these awful copy writers and copy editors and why aren't I being paid to write that sort of nonsense?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Because the world is a cruel unfair place. *nods*

[gonturan.livejournal.com]

The Twilight thing was hilarious.

*pft* *snorfle* Heee! Jensen, there are no words...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I read Twilight but haven't seen the movie yet, reading things like this really makes me want to see the movie.

[gonturan.livejournal.com]

I honestly enjoyed Twilight for the most part, but that movie was awful. You laugh at inappropriate moments, the background music makes it worse in some instances, and it's nearly a month later and I STILL CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

OH TWILIGHT, OH TWILIGHT

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[insaneboingo.livejournal.com]

omg.. that Twilight thing had me crying I was laughing so hard.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I wonder if Stephanie Meyer's reads things like this.

[insaneboingo.livejournal.com]

Doubtful. I think it would send her into an early psychotic break. She doesn't seem to have much self-esteem.

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

Oh god, Twilight, it still hurts my soul. I loved this bit from the article So I hear you're a 100-years-old. And interested in my 17-year-old daughter. So, mathematically that's like, what, a 40-year-old dating a 6-year-old? That and the subservient female one already quoted above.

Oh Smidge, I will always love you for bits and pieces of Jensen's sordid past in print you manage to find. *sporfles* That turtleneck, I swear my bestfriend's mom had one exactly like that.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

So, mathematically that's like, what, a 40-year-old dating a 6-year-old?

That bit made me laugh a lot.

I swear my bestfriend's mom had one exactly like that

*dies*

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

That Twilight thing? Best thing ever. TYSM for linking. I kind of want to show to my cousin (who is madly in love with the books but is a very intelligent chick) to make her see the light - but I'm no so sure it'd work :\

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think you should give it a try