dammit, jared. put on a shirt.

[certainthings]

The Lonely Island (Andy Samberg) - Jizz In My Pants

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[lembeau.livejournal.com]

Is that...Jared? *tilts head* The hair seems right, omfg, it is!

Why can I not reach into my screen and touch him, Smidge, WHY??

Those arms! *fans self* Just everything, holy crap.

Heh at the other guys' shirts.

*iz ded from the Jared muskles*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Because life is unfair like that. I tried touching him and all I got was a bruised hand. Damn computer screen.

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

Dammit, it is unfair. I think for all the time we invest in him, we should be allowed to cop a feel every once in a while.

Umm, crazy fangirls? Plz be not taking me seriously. Thank you.

Now that I'm (slowly) getting over that muscles thing, good lord, he is a complete dork. :OP

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Totally, right? He should whore himself out a little bit for the good of mankind.

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Absolutely. Do you think he'd like that sales pitch? For the good/betterment of mankind?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't think we could physically stop him if he heard that sales pitch.

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR???

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You're right. *gets on the horn*