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certainthingsEllen Degeneres:
I was raised a Christian Scientist and was taught to believe that we could heal our bodies through prayer, that sickness was an illusion that could be defeated by the power of the spirit. Since my family were Christian Scientists, we probably saved a bundle: no aspirin, no medicine at all. I didn't take my first aspirin until I was in my teens and even now I feel a twinge of guilt when I go the pharmacy - I feel as if I'm in an opium den. (Though, to be fair, I've only been to an opium den twice and I was so stoned I barely remember what it was like.)
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Xander: Nice. Look who's got a bad case of dark prince envy.
Dracula: I have no interest in you. Leave us.
Xander: No, we're not going to [in Dracula's accent] "leave you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? [as the Count on Sesame Street) Vun, two, three -- three victims. Mwa ha ha!
I was raised a Christian Scientist and was taught to believe that we could heal our bodies through prayer, that sickness was an illusion that could be defeated by the power of the spirit. Since my family were Christian Scientists, we probably saved a bundle: no aspirin, no medicine at all. I didn't take my first aspirin until I was in my teens and even now I feel a twinge of guilt when I go the pharmacy - I feel as if I'm in an opium den. (Though, to be fair, I've only been to an opium den twice and I was so stoned I barely remember what it was like.)
* * *
Xander: Nice. Look who's got a bad case of dark prince envy.
Dracula: I have no interest in you. Leave us.
Xander: No, we're not going to [in Dracula's accent] "leave you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? [as the Count on Sesame Street) Vun, two, three -- three victims. Mwa ha ha!
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Date: 2008-10-17 03:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-17 03:58 am (UTC)Was I the ONLY one thinking of Tom Cruise? Think of him! Just as crazy, thrice as pretty!
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Date: 2008-10-17 04:01 am (UTC)Okay, probably not.