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[certainthings]

I only saw this once on my flist yesterday. What the hell? *shakes head* For shame.

Jared Padalecki. Friday the 13th. A little tiny tiny teeny tiny bit spoilery but not at all really. His boobs are hella impressive (no he's not nekkid).

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[crackedbuthappy.livejournal.com]

He looks so...gay. With his pretty, fluffy hair and his cocked out leg and his tiny hips and his, "bitch, please" expression. That's probably the wrong first thought I should have looking at the probable hero in a horror film, but you know, whatever lol.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Nah, I can see that. But like a MANLY gay. A lumberjack gay. Right?

[crackedbuthappy.livejournal.com]

Yes, manly gay. Butch, top, "don't put that in my ass" kind of gay - the kind of gay who secretly dresses up like Patrick Swayze in To Wong Fu... when no one is around.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But then one day Jensen saw him dressed up like that and thought it was really hot, yes?

[crackedbuthappy.livejournal.com]

Of course. And then, he borrowed Jared's red lipstick and went down on Jared and left lipstick rings on Jared's cock before Jared bent him over a table and fucked him...while still wearing his dress and high heels.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

True stories are my favourite kind of stories.