Jared Jared Jared I love you and your fantastic nose

[certainthings]

Never before seen pictures of Jared Padalecki!!!*



Just no. Please stop.


Why would you want to copyright that? He looks terrible there, well as terrible as Jared can look in a photo.


What's your anti-drug?
Jared: Boobies! \o/


He's being all sneaky.


He's being a goof.


But still they caught him fondling the product and now he has to buy it but he's going to put the lips in that bag so people will think he's a MAN. Dammit!


I do love his 'creepy/skeevy truck driver' look.


*heartbreaks* He's clearly just lost his Jensen. Because that is obviously Jensen's hat in his hand.
I'm just not sure if Jensen said, 'Here, hold this.' Then kissed Jared on the nose and ran off. Or, and this is probably more likely, Jensen and Jared were just standing there when POOF Jensen disappeared into thin air and his hat fell to the ground. Leaving Jared to pick it up and look all forlorn.



If I say it enough times, will these damn Hollywood Knights photos become bigger? Ugh. I want! Also, I didn't realize until last night that Jared was on a team with James Lafferty, Jesse Metcalfe and apparently Riley Smith. I've found James and Jesse in the group photos but I cannot figure out which one is Riley.


He should be wearing those glasses.


"Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves ...."




*that's a lie. they've been seen before.

Comments

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone let him anywhere near a microphone? Oh, Jared. Also, THANK YOU FOR THESE, because I had never seen the "Boobies are my Anti-Drug" picture. Stop shaking your head at me.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't think Jared sings as badly as Sam does, according to some old interview Jared claimed that he could sing but mentioned that his sister said that he couldn't. So, I dunno.

You are welcome.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I don't think he does, either - but I do not think he should be singing in public.

Unless, of course, someone provides me with footage.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe one day there'll be footage.

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

*butts in*
because I had never seen the "Boobies are my Anti-Drug" picture. AHAHAHAHAHA Yeah, that's pretty much what the name of that picture is.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Let me just tell you how confused I was for about 10 seconds there. I was replying to a comment (which was a reply to a comment of mine) in which the first words were "*butts in*" and while doing that, I opened my email and saw your "*butts in*" and then wrote my reply in the wrong spot and...

That was all.

Somehow or another, those words are gonna become the new Jared slogan.

Jared Padalecki: Boobies are my Anti-Drug. What's yours?

Oh, smidge. I'm leaving your journal. It retardates me. WORDS I MADE!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up. You love it here. :P

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

LOL! Sorry for the confusion! :[ *fails*

But then you know, one has to wonder what Jensen's Anti-Drug would be...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Cocks. :p

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

Jensen Ackles: Cocks are my Anti-Drug. 8]
Ad Person for Anti-Drug Campaigns: Ummm... did you mean clocks?
Jensen Ackles: No, cocks. :D
Ad Person: o____o
Jared Padalecki: =D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Jared's cock.


...I mean.

This is why I should never reply from hotmail. LOL.