and in conclusion ...

[certainthings]

Chris Rock:  People are always saying that rap music is misogynistic and is degrading to women but what I've realized is that women that like rap don't give a fuck. Women that like rap could give less than a fuck what they're saying if the beat's all right she will dance all night. I see women on the floor dancing to the nastiest shit ever made. You think the nastier the record the more they like that shit. I see women on the floor just dancing like, 'Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick. Put a dick in her ear, a dick in her ear, a dick in her ear. Fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye. Blind the bitch, blind the bitch, blind the bitch with come.'

You know what's wild, if you mention to a woman that the record is misogynistic and degrading, you're going to seem like a nerd when you say that, but if you mention it to a woman, every woman gives you the same answer, "He ain't talkin' about me." 'Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick ...' But he said your name. "No, he didn't."

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Louis CK: Nobody ever wins an argument, nobody ever goes, 'Oh, you're right and I'm wrong.' That never happens, someone just eventually goes, 'Shut up, we gotta eat. So, let's shut up for a minute.'

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[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I love Louis CK so so much but some might find some of his words offensive.

This is one of my favourite bits of his -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R8VlUFpqCqU

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

Fantastic! I don't get offended by anything so I should enjoy him greatly :D