but maybe

[certainthings]

Katie Cassidy has mentioned a few times that Jared mocks her - the way she walks. But that it's all in good fun because he's !JARED! And he loves everyone and chocolate covered puppies carrying roses fall out of his ass or something. And maybe that's true - the mocking in good fun part - not the magical puppies falling from his ass, though that would be a neat story to hear about on the ten o'clock news.

Right. Point. What if it's not? What if he's doing it because him and Jensen are still bitter that she doesn't have a myspace and therefore can't add them as friends? But because he's !JARED!, he can get away with mocking.


*this post brought to you by the letters J and K

Comments

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

MAKE IT STOP.

[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

It's EVIL. My eyes, OMG.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

How exactly are we going to accomplish this? We need a plan!

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I was going to concoct an elaborate plane using a system of pulleys and super glue, but I think maybe I'm over thinking this.

Maybe if we just dangle something shiny in front of a cliff?

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

Oh you are totes overthinking this, baby.

I don't even think it has to be shiny. Just more a "HERE BOY! OVER HERE LOOK!" and throw something possibly imaginary.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Ugh first of all, that was plan not plane. Only McGuyver could make a plane out of system of pulleys and super glue.

Maybe this could be one of those things that if you ignore it, it will go away?

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

I thought that was the plan(e) before, and it wasn't quite working?

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

But she engages. She's too nice. Disengage Michelle! Disengage!

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

I did see a little bit of capslock going on.

But we need a killswitch fast!

I tried, but my lack of actual teenage netspeak is rendering me almost useless. Damn my actual thirst for knowledge and real spelling!

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Bandom has helped a little. I can do things like, "ILU" and "u r doing it wrong" but I am otherwise ill equipped to handle this. D:

The cliff thing is looking like our best plan.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

We're over the legal age of everything for our country, being ill equipped at this is a GOOD thing.

We need to surround, alienate and then implement the cliff plan.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I can't, not yet anyway. Damn my guilty conscious. Dammit to heck.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Yes Please.