Kristeen Von Hagen said...

[certainthings]

I wanted to post this other day because the other day it was much more on topic but I didn't have it and well, I wanted to get it exact.

Kristeen Von Hagen: And once she actually said to me, "You know when your boyfriend just like, starts gently fucking your ear?" And I still don't know if she's kidding or not. For the rest of the night I was staring at her ear. No. That is not what that's for. No, I don't care how good you are ... it does look chafed.

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[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

LMAO Yeah:)

[cookiemonsta.livejournal.com]

*snorts in an attempt to stifle extremely loud giggling*
AHAHAHAHA - yes.
Oh world, you're full of weird and wonderful things, aren'tcha?
Thanks for sharing the hilarity, Smidge.

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

lol, awesome.

[faunaana.livejournal.com]

LOL, I would have been staring at the ear the whole night, too, and thinking, "No, no, wrong hole, WRONG HOLE."

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

hee! now that's funny


*cookies*

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

For some reason the use of the word "gently" is what did it for me. ... it does look chafed. *snerk*

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

please tell me ur joking...um ur jokin right??