Shel Silverstein - Whatif
Last night, while I lay thinking here,
some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
and pranced and partied all night long
and sang their same old Whatif song:
Whatif I'm dumb in school?
Whatif they've closed the swimming pool?
Whatif I get beat up?
Whatif there's poison in my cup?
Whatif I start to cry?
Whatif I get sick and die?
Whatif I flunk that test?
Whatif green hair grows on my chest?
Whatif nobody likes me?
Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?
Whatif I don't grow taller?
Whatif my head starts getting smaller?
Whatif the fish won't bite?
Whatif the wind tears up my kite?
Whatif they start a war?
Whatif my parents get divorced?
Whatif the bus is late?
Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight?
Whatif I tear my pants?
Whatif I never learn to dance?
Everything seems well, and then
the nighttime Whatifs strike again!

Last night, while I lay thinking here,
some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
and pranced and partied all night long
and sang their same old Whatif song:
Whatif I'm dumb in school?
Whatif they've closed the swimming pool?
Whatif I get beat up?
Whatif there's poison in my cup?
Whatif I start to cry?
Whatif I get sick and die?
Whatif I flunk that test?
Whatif green hair grows on my chest?
Whatif nobody likes me?
Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?
Whatif I don't grow taller?
Whatif my head starts getting smaller?
Whatif the fish won't bite?
Whatif the wind tears up my kite?
Whatif they start a war?
Whatif my parents get divorced?
Whatif the bus is late?
Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight?
Whatif I tear my pants?
Whatif I never learn to dance?
Everything seems well, and then
the nighttime Whatifs strike again!
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Date: 2008-05-03 12:25 am (UTC)The Whatifs are so troublesome sometimes.
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Date: 2008-05-05 04:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 04:53 pm (UTC)Hey, I M DUM and posted something for you not realizing that I had never put you on my fic filter. Complete oversight. ::headdesk:: But here you are, Happy late late late Birthday!
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Date: 2008-05-05 05:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-03 02:32 am (UTC)Whatif we could all stop thinking about what might happen, and instead went out and made things happen.
That would be pretty fucking cool.
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Date: 2008-05-05 04:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-03 03:32 am (UTC)WOO!
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Date: 2008-05-03 03:32 am (UTC)Damn you ,lj
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Date: 2008-05-03 06:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 04:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-04 12:02 am (UTC):(
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Date: 2008-05-04 02:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 04:47 pm (UTC)