I'm a start a religious cult

[certainthings]

Which God or Goddess are you like? Your Result: You are your own God or Goddess   Sorry to say, I have no answer that fits you. You are your very own person, and you like to do things your own way. You have stumped me this time, but I will soon make a quiz that will have your answer, just you wait...
Goddess Sekhemet
Satan
Budha
God Zeus
Goddess Bast
Jesus
The Christian God
Which God or Goddess are you like? Make Your Own Quiz

Ra was not happy, as he did not want all of humankind to be killed. He only wanted their respect, which he thought he would win by scaring them a little. Sekhemet had to be stopped. Ra devised a way to do this. He ordered 7,000 jars of beer to be colored red. He had the beer taken to the place where Sekhemet would do her next killing. The beer was poured in the field there, and when Sekhemet arrived, she saw her reflection and thought that the beer was blood. Appeasing her appetite for blood, she drank, and became drunk so that she had to abandon her mission to spill more blood.

Wouldn't you think after one drink she'd notice, 'Hey, this isn't blood! Why you ... ' And then go on an even more brutal killing spree?

Comments

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Maybe beer used to taste like blood.

....yeah, I got nothin'.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Maybe. :p

[mistojen.livejournal.com]

Maybe she was a poser. Like...maybe she'd never drank blood before, so she didn't know the difference until she started getting tipsy and thought, "now, wait a minute...that's not right..."

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Perhaps.

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

...And you demand tribute from your subjects in the form of eating faces/noses? Yes?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

If I like them well enough, absolutely.

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of insisting that they bring you noses/faces that you DO find appealing.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh. I like your thinking, it's real good thinking.

[resounding-echo.livejournal.com]

I am the Buddha with Jesus as a close second. Huh.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I guess this means I'm more evil where you're good and we balance each other.

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

Maybe she wasn't very smart. Oh the beer was just so goddamn delicious that she didn't care?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like that theory.

[malcolm-stjay.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking she was text-messaging at the same time.

Just typing away, doo de doo, I wonder what that dumbass Ra is doing, I'll send him a pic of me drinking this blood, haha ooo typo gotta hit the button that backs it up, aw shit which one is that again, okay okay got it, all right end with a happy face-

HOLY CWO IM DURNK.

That's what happens when you text, you don't pay attention to what you're doing. IE getting drunk off beer-blood.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Oh, I didn't realize that. That's good information to know.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Maybe she had no taste buds?

What's gonna be your mythological origin for our cult lore?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh, maybe.

I hadn't really thought about that.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

I wanna join your cult :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

I got Jesus. That's a very strange meme.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Very strange, but hey, next time you're near water try walking on it.

[beckytheelf.livejournal.com]

You'd make such a hawt goddess. You totally would!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Thanks

[santacarlagypsy.livejournal.com]

I'm a start a religious cult. ~ Please post about it if you do. I WANT TO JOIN. ♥

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I'm just dropping by to say hello.

Hello. : )

How are you?

(I go on vacation and then I feel like I haven't "talked" to you in forever....)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to send out a memo if ever I start a cult. :)

HAI! *glomps a day or two late*

I'm alright, I suppose. Yourself?

[santacarlagypsy.livejournal.com]

♥

I'm alright, I suppose. Yourself? ~ Same here, I suppose. : )

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:smishes: