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[certainthings]

subject line of spam mail reads: Tired of being lonely? With a nine inch monster, women will want you and men will e..."

I dunno what that last part is supposed to mean, men will make dolphin noises is my guess. But whatever. What I want to know is what kind of monster? Is it scary or dangerous? Can it be around children? Why are they only nine inches? The only monster I can think of that might fit the description is Gachnar but I don't think he [Gachnar] is going to make anyone want anyone else.

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on Atomic Betty today one character said to another "Do you mind if I just smell your pie?"

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I think there should be fic with Dean eating pie and being a pig. Sam reaches over with a fork to try and steal a bite. Dean swats his hand away, "Get your own pie." Sam rolls his eyes, "I just want a bite Dean." Dean shoves another mouthful in and chews with his mouth open. Sam glares and then says sarcastically, "Do you mind if I just smell your pie?" Dean reaches down and grabs his crotch. "Smell this." Sam bitchfaces. "You're a jerk and that doesn't even make any sense!" Crumbs fall out of Dean's mouth as he replies with "You don't make any sense."

blah blah blah. Dean buys Sam a whole pie.

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Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe back at the motel room Sam is sitting at the table and he takes a bite and says, "Thanks Dean. This pie is really good." And Dean says. "Yeah ... Don't mention it." Sam asks, "Do you want a bite Dean?" Dean looks up all hopeful like. "Uh, sure." Then he goes over to the table and Sam smooshes the pie in Dean's face. Dean starts yelling at Sam but Sam kisses him to shut him up and blah blah blah.

[giventofly37.livejournal.com]

N'awww, boys. ♥

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

He licks the pie off his face. All sensual like.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He does.

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

Too bad I don't read fic. I'd really like to 'see' this played out.