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certainthingssubject line of spam mail reads: Tired of being lonely? With a nine inch monster, women will want you and men will e..."
I dunno what that last part is supposed to mean, men will make dolphin noises is my guess. But whatever. What I want to know is what kind of monster? Is it scary or dangerous? Can it be around children? Why are they only nine inches? The only monster I can think of that might fit the description is Gachnar but I don't think he [Gachnar] is going to make anyone want anyone else.
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on Atomic Betty today one character said to another "Do you mind if I just smell your pie?"
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I think there should be fic with Dean eating pie and being a pig. Sam reaches over with a fork to try and steal a bite. Dean swats his hand away, "Get your own pie." Sam rolls his eyes, "I just want a bite Dean." Dean shoves another mouthful in and chews with his mouth open. Sam glares and then says sarcastically, "Do you mind if I just smell your pie?" Dean reaches down and grabs his crotch. "Smell this." Sam bitchfaces. "You're a jerk and that doesn't even make any sense!" Crumbs fall out of Dean's mouth as he replies with "You don't make any sense."
blah blah blah. Dean buys Sam a whole pie.
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I dunno what that last part is supposed to mean, men will make dolphin noises is my guess. But whatever. What I want to know is what kind of monster? Is it scary or dangerous? Can it be around children? Why are they only nine inches? The only monster I can think of that might fit the description is Gachnar but I don't think he [Gachnar] is going to make anyone want anyone else.
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on Atomic Betty today one character said to another "Do you mind if I just smell your pie?"
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I think there should be fic with Dean eating pie and being a pig. Sam reaches over with a fork to try and steal a bite. Dean swats his hand away, "Get your own pie." Sam rolls his eyes, "I just want a bite Dean." Dean shoves another mouthful in and chews with his mouth open. Sam glares and then says sarcastically, "Do you mind if I just smell your pie?" Dean reaches down and grabs his crotch. "Smell this." Sam bitchfaces. "You're a jerk and that doesn't even make any sense!" Crumbs fall out of Dean's mouth as he replies with "You don't make any sense."
blah blah blah. Dean buys Sam a whole pie.
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Date: 2008-02-29 04:52 am (UTC)I wonder if Dean prefers a la mode or just plain?
Speaking of Dean's love for pies, Pushing Daisies/Supernatural crossover? Only I'm afraid that the brothers would kill Ned since he's doing some whacky supernatural shit with dead bodies.
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Date: 2008-02-29 05:18 am (UTC)Probably depend on the pie if Dean wanted it plain or a la mode