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[certainthings]

subject line of spam mail reads: Tired of being lonely? With a nine inch monster, women will want you and men will e..."

I dunno what that last part is supposed to mean, men will make dolphin noises is my guess. But whatever. What I want to know is what kind of monster? Is it scary or dangerous? Can it be around children? Why are they only nine inches? The only monster I can think of that might fit the description is Gachnar but I don't think he [Gachnar] is going to make anyone want anyone else.

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on Atomic Betty today one character said to another "Do you mind if I just smell your pie?"

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I think there should be fic with Dean eating pie and being a pig. Sam reaches over with a fork to try and steal a bite. Dean swats his hand away, "Get your own pie." Sam rolls his eyes, "I just want a bite Dean." Dean shoves another mouthful in and chews with his mouth open. Sam glares and then says sarcastically, "Do you mind if I just smell your pie?" Dean reaches down and grabs his crotch. "Smell this." Sam bitchfaces. "You're a jerk and that doesn't even make any sense!" Crumbs fall out of Dean's mouth as he replies with "You don't make any sense."

blah blah blah. Dean buys Sam a whole pie.

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Comments

[pie_andcoffee]

With a nine inch monster, women will want you and men will e..."

well, at least we know it's not jared.

you should totally write that fic.

ps. i like it that every time i get on LJ, you just posted something.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'd like the fic to be written but I don't think it'll be me.

I'm here all week. :)