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[certainthings]

subject line of spam mail reads: Tired of being lonely? With a nine inch monster, women will want you and men will e..."

I dunno what that last part is supposed to mean, men will make dolphin noises is my guess. But whatever. What I want to know is what kind of monster? Is it scary or dangerous? Can it be around children? Why are they only nine inches? The only monster I can think of that might fit the description is Gachnar but I don't think he [Gachnar] is going to make anyone want anyone else.

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on Atomic Betty today one character said to another "Do you mind if I just smell your pie?"

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I think there should be fic with Dean eating pie and being a pig. Sam reaches over with a fork to try and steal a bite. Dean swats his hand away, "Get your own pie." Sam rolls his eyes, "I just want a bite Dean." Dean shoves another mouthful in and chews with his mouth open. Sam glares and then says sarcastically, "Do you mind if I just smell your pie?" Dean reaches down and grabs his crotch. "Smell this." Sam bitchfaces. "You're a jerk and that doesn't even make any sense!" Crumbs fall out of Dean's mouth as he replies with "You don't make any sense."

blah blah blah. Dean buys Sam a whole pie.

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Comments

[giventofly37.livejournal.com]

N'awww, boys. ♥

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

I LOVE cherry cobbler. Especially when they use a lot of brown sugar on top. :9

I wonder if Dean prefers a la mode or just plain?

Speaking of Dean's love for pies, Pushing Daisies/Supernatural crossover? Only I'm afraid that the brothers would kill Ned since he's doing some whacky supernatural shit with dead bodies.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

LMAO I love it. OMG, I do. So much!

I've been craving pie and cock all night. They should come together in like a Happy Meal-type deal.

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

He licks the pie off his face. All sensual like.

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

Is the penis the prize or just part of the meal?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He does.

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

Too bad I don't read fic. I'd really like to 'see' this played out.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

The peen is the prize. You get it after you finish the pie.

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

Please be only $4.99. Ha!

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

Too bad I can't say I know from personal experience, though.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

You got it. I'll make sure the CEO's at Mickey D's get the memo. Mmm hmm.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure there's been Pushing Daises/Supernatural fic written but I can't remember details.

Probably depend on the pie if Dean wanted it plain or a la mode

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

Best fic idea ever. Who's writing it?

And OMG @ SAM + DANE COOK QUOTE. That is so much win I can't even stand it. *loves you hardcore*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

Maybe if we say please memphis86 will write it when she has time.

*loves back*

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

:O!!!!! *crosses fingers*

[lila-blue-b.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* YES! All of that!

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, c'mon, you've already got the fic mostly written! All you need to do is ~flesh it out~ a little bit. ;D ;D

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

How does it feel to win this much? Just wondering :P

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I think the monster is only for adults. Gachnar looks really creepy. O_O

Dean reaches down and grabs his crotch. "Smell this."

Ahahahahaha. *hugs you and Dean to her bosom*

I'm in love with that Sam picture. And you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you agree. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I suppose it feels pretty damn good. :p

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But it's the fleshing out part that I suck at

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Gachnar was really little and kind of adorable.

:) *hugs back - cops a feel*

ILU!

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I have WORDS to say to that sentence, but they're all jumbled up with snorts and giggles and just huge fucking HEE-HAWS.

[impala-chick.livejournal.com]

A 9 incher? It better be like, magical or something. *runs away*

HEEE PIE!!! It could be like, weird witch!Cursed pie that makes Dean all crazy over it and then Sammy figures it out and breaks the spell and there is lots of normal awesome pie and normal awesome sex... *imagination is taking over*

Denim!Cock FTW. Daaayyuum Jared, way to leave nothing to the imagination.