an original thought? what's that?

[certainthings]

[Fictional Conversation]

Jensen: Hey, Jay, remember how you're fucking Matt Damon?
Jared: It's pretty hard to forget.
Jensen: Guess who I'm fucking.
Jared: Other than me?
Jensen: Why would I ... Nevermind. Yes, other than yourself.
Jared: I dunno. Carol Burnett?
Jensen: No! Ben Affleck.
Jared: You're fucking Ben Affleck?
Jensen: Jealous?
Jared: No, it's just isn't Harrison Ford fucking Ben Affleck? I love you, babe but you're no Indiana Jones.
Jensen: Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck.
Jared: I stand corrected.

Comments

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Uh, I kinda really don't want to write Shia/Zac porn.

PLUS, porn-fu and muses have all gone away. I need new Jensen and Jared news. Like, they decided to try sexing each other in a hot air balloon, and Chad got upset because he thought he'd -

Nope.

SEE? All gone.