Supernatural: 3x09: Malleus Maleficarum

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I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell, and it is gonna swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. 'Cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out their hearts one by one, until The First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that's us.

Raise your hand if you thought, "Well, she's dead." as soon as you saw the first chick?

Guy: *eats*
Me: Oh, sure. He gets to eat. Fucker.

- later -

Sam: *gags while looking at rotting food*
Me: *thinking* Don't you fucking DARE say anything like, 'I'm never eating again.'

I sort of kind of maybe like Ruby now.

I'm fairly certain that all the interior car talks were filmed at the same time because as of late they've all looked EXACTLY the same. Same lighting, same facial expressions, same tones of voices, etc. etc.

I don't believe Ruby when she says that there's no way to get Dean out of the deal. There's always a way - Buffy taught me that.

Or maybe Dean goes to hell and Sam and Ruby get engaged and oh, Sam can't get married without his best man there, whatever shall they do? Then Ruby goes to talk to people and 'C'mon, we just want Dean for a couple of hours then we'll bring him back. Swear.' And then they spring him and the three of them escape to Aruba.

Dean looks good smeared in blood, it should happen more often.

I enjoyed all the touching between Sam and Dean.

I liked that they brought up that Dean was worried about how Sam's been acting and that Sam actually gave a reason why and didn't just 'Whatever, Dean. Why do you even care?' it.

Yeah, so I totally walked in with low expectations and uh, I enjoyed the ep quite a bit.

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Or maybe Dean goes to hell and Sam and Ruby get engaged and oh, Sam can't get married without his best man there, whatever shall they do? Then Ruby goes to talk to people and 'C'mon, we just want Dean for a couple of hours then we'll bring him back. Swear.' And then they spring him and the three of them escape to Aruba.
Best. Threesome fic. Ever.

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They'd start off all hot and heavy and then after a couple months of marriage Ruby would be washing the dishes muttering to herself, slamming the dishes into the rack. Dean and Sam would be sitting at the kitchen table, Dean would raise his eyebrows his facial expression saying, 'What's the matter with her.' Sam would mouth back, 'I have no idea.' Then out loud he'd ask, 'Sweetie? What's wrong?' Ruby would snip, 'Gee, I don't know, I was just wondering who the married couple around here was because I'm fairly sure that I remember US getting married but I'm beginning to think that maybe I was mistaken what with how you two are always going off and doing god knows what together when I'm stuck here keeping house! I'm a God damn, demon, Sam! Not a fucking housewife!'

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