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They'd start off all hot and heavy and then after a couple months of marriage Ruby would be washing the dishes muttering to herself, slamming the dishes into the rack. Dean and Sam would be sitting at the kitchen table, Dean would raise his eyebrows his facial expression saying, 'What's the matter with her.' Sam would mouth back, 'I have no idea.' Then out loud he'd ask, 'Sweetie? What's wrong?' Ruby would snip, 'Gee, I don't know, I was just wondering who the married couple around here was because I'm fairly sure that I remember US getting married but I'm beginning to think that maybe I was mistaken what with how you two are always going off and doing god knows what together when I'm stuck here keeping house! I'm a God damn, demon, Sam! Not a fucking housewife!'