dean winchester poll

[certainthings]

[Poll #1130952]

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[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

Unprotected random sex with strangers?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahah.

Someone should do that.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be great if he got one from Sam? I mean, you know how those college kids are...

Anyway, I totally support Dean's crabs. If he has them.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

Oh sweetie...now you've probably spoken too soon. *pets*

And because it's always necessary: WHAT ABOUT SAM'S STDS DAMN IT.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I can clearly picture you with a large sign picketing and chanting things like, "Sam's crabs need love too!" "Sam's herpes are the way to go!"

[tastylilgifty.livejournal.com]

I so hoped you would.

You have a vote?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I voted for yes

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think Dean would be proud of Sam if he got one from Sam.

Dean's probably named some of the crabs.

[isisfrog.livejournal.com]

Either he's had/has one (at LEAST one!!!), or the pharmacies across America find themselves suddenly depleted of all condoms after the Winchesters roll through town.

-or-

The amulet really is magical, and burns when a prospect has cooties, and rises when they don't.

I can't decide which senario I like better. ^__^

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And yet if it ever happens I will not be the colour of surprised.

[tastylilgifty.livejournal.com]

Statistically, though?

Dude. Dean's a pimp.

I am also in a bubble of denial, though. To each his own.

[tastylilgifty.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

[mistojen.livejournal.com]

Dean Winchester is a walking STD. Wikipedia VD and Dean's picture comes up. Seriously, Trufax.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

Well, I have a reputation to uphold is all!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

A bit of both perhaps?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And you do it well

[mistojen.livejournal.com]

I mean, I'm not judging...I'm just saying. ;)

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Every Dean girl on the internet is going to somehow find this post now and kill my belief that fandom can be sensible.

I'm sure when he was small Sam was always getting things from Dean second hand; old clothes, old weapons, old toys. Dean's totally willing to pass on his STDs too. He's a good older brother like that.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I am with you on that.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

At least yeast infections aren't as bad for men.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah

[tastylilgifty.livejournal.com]

See, the more I think about it, the more I agree...

I should stop thinking about it.

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Dudes. He's totes had the clap before. And he made all sorts of jokes about it. Because that's what Dean does.