They're not fake people

[certainthings]

[Fictional Converstation]

Jared: C'mon, Jensen!
Jensen: We broke the bed last time.
Jared: They're not going to remember us.
Jensen: Uh, I think they will.
Jared: Then we'll check in as Mr. and Mr. Smith.
Jensen: You know we don't actually have fake credit cards like Sam and Dean, right?
Jared: Okay, I'll check in by myself and sneak you in under my jacket.



the bed that they broke.
ps. someone should write a story about them breaking the bed.

Comments

[annella.livejournal.com]

I can just imagine the motion sickness I would get from that bed. D:

But wow, Jared and JEnsen having sex in it? I can totally understand it breaking.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It'd be a good story

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I WANNA GO THERE. Now.

But seriously? That bed? While GORGEOUS? Only ONE of the Olsen Twins could sleep in that bitch without it breaking. And god forbid they drink a glass of water beforehand.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think they probably make it a little bit secure.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

The bed. I want it.

They would totally crash that bed to the floor.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

They would

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

ZOMG MUST GO TO BC *RIGHT NOW*!!!

I want that bed. I want that suite. I want to live there.

Some people might see it as a way to release negative energy while sleeping (I think that's what it said).

I see it as a challenge.

Yes.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

The bed looks like fun - though I'm not sure I'd ever be able to sleep on such a thing. Just swing on it for awhile.

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

Oh, I hear you. I would lie backwards, with my feet by the wall and just use my toes to push myself back and forth and back and forth until I lulled myself into a pseudo-trance and it would be awesome.

Then I would wake up refreshed and ready to take the challenge of the bed.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That sounds so nice

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

OMG I can totally picture Dean swinging it on purpose while Sam lies, face down and hung over and shouting "You're gonna break it!" and Dean's all "Pffft! I'm not gonna break the bed-" *CRASH*

And then there was a lot of duct tape and bitchfacery.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

If you wanted to write about Sam and Dean breaking the bed, that'd be good. I may pretend it's Jared and Jensen but same package different name.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA, wow, my brain totally read it as Sam and Dean, I swear. I am so burnt out...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*takes away the crack pipe*

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

eff, i think a feather could break that bed. who'd hang it from the ceiling like that? that's just asking for inappropriate concussions and naked injuries.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

They probably test things like that out.

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

ooh. can i test with with Jared? or did Jensen already take that cake? foooey.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

What if you video'd them testing the bed and then after uploading and sharing with everyone just killed a kitten?

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

die kitten, die!!!! LOL no, i wouldn't kill a kitten, even for that. mostly cause the video'd probably be effed up from me not being able to function properly with those two in the room testing that out.

wow. that was a runon. but sowwy, kitten over aweomwepofaintheomfessex.

[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

That bed is like the most awesome bed every to be created. I want it. But not to have sex on it, 'cause yeah. Jelloh's right, that shit would break.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I want to swing on it.

[keeplistening.livejournal.com]

That is the weirdest bed/suite ever! It's kind of really awesome, though.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It is!

[broken-lullaby.livejournal.com]

That's a very pretty bed. I think it would be fun to swing on! Until it broke, then not so much.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

If it's cushy enough the fall could be fun too.

[blucasbabe.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I live within driving distance of Vancouver...That suite would be fun for a weekend trip, if I didn't get seasick.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It is rather pretty

[rawkin-ur-sox.livejournal.com]

LOL! Hardcore J2!sex, then when it's starting to get crazy,
the ropes snap and on the way down they go.
Makes for a funny situation, yes?
Someone should write this.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Someone should

[rl2hb.livejournal.com]

And you just know that bed swinging into the wall would be louder than any headboard.

The place would probably be all "oh, those guys are coming again. better re-rope and soundproof the walls"

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

That room is appalling. I'm glad they broke that bed.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like the room.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

*shrug* Sorry, forcibly living in Arizona for seven years did nothing to encourage an enjoyment of cheapy southwestern decor in me.

Not that my taste is exactly wonderful or anything...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

No need for sorry.

[cologne-chick.livejournal.com]

Did I mention that I love your fictional conversations a lot? :-)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[sadcypress.livejournal.com]

Ok, I've been coming to your LJ every few days for a while now to read the fictional conversations and it HAS TO END. As in, I'm friending you. The FC's MUST go on. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hmm. How'd you find out about them? *curious*

I'm glad you like them! :)

[sadcypress.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm- I think I just wandered over here one day by following back interesting comments in other SPN fans' LJs? That seems likely...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Likely. *nods*

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

That is a fantastic fictional conversation. And really if ANYONE could nseak Jensen into a room under his jacket it's Jared.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you

He should do that sometime

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

these thoughts... i like them. i like them a lot

*grabby hands*

*cookies*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

aslkdjfl That looks like SO MUCH FUN OMG.

Totally writing this >__>

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

YEY!