Flight of the Phoenix

[certainthings]

I watched Flight of the Phoenix. Yep. There's a cut with a couple of screencaps and a couple of spoilers.

There's many to choose from but let's go with this

Okay. So the movie was really really gay homo erotic, right? I wasn't projecting, was I?

I don't think I liked it very much. Maybe I'm just tired but I found that I didn't really care if they lived or not.

Meh.

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I'm not really sure why but I'm completely in love with that screencap.



I don't quite understand his fictional peeing. Something looks ... off. Or maybe I just need to get out there and watch more people pee.

Comments

[quarterturn.livejournal.com]

I think you should look into getting a grant so you can study the effects of fictional peeing. It would be useful to film creators in the future.

Or you could apply for some kind of research into Jared's fictional peeing. He probably needs a fictional pee coach.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Dude, is it wrong that if there was a job being Jared's fictional pee Coach, I'd be on it like white on rice?

[quarterturn.livejournal.com]

It would be wrong if you weren't.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's a good point.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

omg your icon

[quarterturn.livejournal.com]

Puppy!Sammy. I'd say he should wear that costume in the show sometime, but really, pretty much every episode is puppy!Sam anyway. :D

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

He's just ridiculous. I want to eat him. Wanna take turns holding him down and nibbling?

[quarterturn.livejournal.com]

Oh god yes. I've heard his dimples taste like sugar and his lips taste like Jensen.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Really? I'd heard it was his ass crack his fingers that his dimples taste like Jensen juice ...

I need to go porn.

I'm out.

[annella.livejournal.com]

That second cap makes me squirm and go EUGH *SHUDDER*.

WTF WHY. You remember what I wrote yesterday? *L*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee! Maybe you'd feel less squirmish if Jensen was around?

[annella.livejournal.com]

Probably more. *L*

I do not understand me sometimes.

I get the impression that this movie is really not worth watching, even for teh Jared.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

What? No. The movie is super good. *nods* *tries to sound convincing*

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I saw that movie in the theater before Jared even registered on my radar, and now I want to see it again.

Just to see him pee.

And then get his skin ripped off by sand.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And then maybe you could explain his fictional peeing to me.

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

Men's peeing habits confuse me.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaa. I don't know whether to ew or to applaud his talent.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

I always fall asleep when I try to watch this movie. The plan gets rebuilt, there's fighting, and sand or something then -woops, out like a light.

EPIC. FAIL.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I almost didn't finish watching it because I cared so little but did just in case things changed. Turns out it didn't.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

The most exciting thing in this movie (other than Jared peeing, I dunno why?), is the fact that this is when I found out that Dr. House actually has a british accent.

Yep. No idea why I told you that, but there you go. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahaha.

I liked it when House Ian yelled at Jared's character.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

ME TOO. It made me laugh.

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

How sad is it that I opened that in photoshop to lighten it up and see if I could see it any better?

It is awkward though, it's obvious he's trying to hid himself, and most guys don't bother. I mean is there a context in the film that requires we get that shot, and not like the from-behind shot?

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

There is this one adorable shot of him with a toothpick in his mouth.

You should cap that. And icon it. And put the word jelloh0530 on it.

I'm just being helpful, ya know. LMFAO.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I watched this movie just for Jared and I went to the toilet and found out he died.

HOW IRONIC. D:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. *ahem* That's kinda neat.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I watched that movie just for Jared and I was so sure he wasn't really dead because I needed to see more of him. Turns out I was wrong and I stopped watching 10 minutes later. Doesn't sound like I missed much.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You really didn't.

[broken-lullaby.livejournal.com]

I couldn't sit through that movie. After he died--it was already kinda boring, it just got even more so. Even with Eowyn and Dr. House.

I can't see the caps. Stupid monitor...

Nice hat!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Eowyn? Was that the girl? And I'm assuming that's a Lord of the Rings character, yes? *is prepared to be flogged*

The caps are pretty dark. Sorry 'bout that.

[ellel.livejournal.com]

Huh,I own this movie on DVD.Only watched it fully once,after slightly chubby Jared dies(he was so cute!)-I figured I lose interest and since watch obnly first 20 minutes,lol.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the movie should've been more exciting or something but alas, it was all ho hum ho hum.

[jetpants.livejournal.com]

it looks like he's peeing through his pants.

mostly i just wanted to comment to use this icon. NOFACE. i love when jared loses his face in movies? what a weird thing to happen more than once.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's that talented. *pretends hard*

What do you think the chances are that Thomas Kinkade's face gets ripped off? Because if Jared is once again NONE MORE FACE BOY? I'll line up for the movie now.

What time tomorrow? Hmm? *pokes*

[jetpants.livejournal.com]

I HOPE THAT HAPPENS. NONE MORE FACE BOY is my favourite. well, along with LEATHER MAN.

UM. 2pm? 2:30? at the EATON centre? or later...earlier...I don't know!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

2pm sounds good much better than say 2 am.

I don't think NONE MORE FACE BOY and LEATHER MAN will ever stop amusing me.

[jetpants.livejournal.com]

maybe we SHOULD meet at 2am. ...yeah, ok, that's a shitty fuckin' idea. so, 2pm? just inside the doors of the EATON centre? woo!

I don't think NONE MORE FACE BOY and LEATHER MAN will ever stop amusing me, either. I'm a lazy typer, but I'm willing to type all that out because it's so funny.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I will be there with bells on. But the silent AND invisible type bells. *nods*

ps

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

it's really fucking windy. I'm hoping that the power doesn't go out but if it does, I shall try and not be late.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

What do you think the chances are that Thomas Kinkade's face gets ripped off? Oh, if only. I'd see that shit TWICE.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. Now you have me wanting to see that film just to judge for myself how weird his fake peeing is. *headdesk*

Funnily enough, I had plumb forgotten that Jared was in that movie.