As seen on Ellen.. || Other babble

[certainthings]

I'm watching an old clip of Ellen that someone posted on my funwall over at Facebook. Ellen's just called Gladys who lives in Austin, Texas.

Gladys: Oh, honey. Let me tell you, we got ... Austin, Texas got a little bit of ice and two flakes of snow ...
Ellen: Oh, no.
Gladys: And they shut the whole city down. And I'm telling you the local news, they showed an icicle hanging off a fellow's roof to his house and that was the big news here in Austin, Texas.


Gladys: Listen, I'll be honest with you. I love Jesus, but I drink a little.

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I'm so horrible with checking Facebook and more horrible with updating it.

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*pokes this day* MOVE FASTER.

Comments

[imagination55.livejournal.com]

Aw man I miss Gladys! I love people that can even make the comedians/comediennes laugh! :)

Ugh, Five Life stick Ellen on at weird times now and its not as recent (not long had fecking Halloween edition) *grumble*

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Hee! I heart this Gladys woman.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Haha, that is awesome.

I bet I suck even more at facebook than you do. My brain gets so confused by all the applications you can get and the constant invitations to everything. Plus, I'm friends with rl people in there and I don't want them to know about LJ or fandom which makes it difficult to update sometimes because I'm afraid I'll say the wrong thing and lead them to my journal. So I just reject all invitations and pretty much do nothing in terms of updating *is lame*

Do you still have that James Martsters cd? I've decided that I really want to listen to it.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

Hah, oh my god my friends and I were JUST saying the phrase' I like Jesus, but I drink a little ' in Olive Garden the other night.

Ellen, you are inspiring.

::shares too much::

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

I'll be honest with you. I love Jesus, but I drink a little

*is dead from laughing* ZOMG!

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Sadly, it would be the big news in Austin. We are clearly the most boring state ever.

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

Gladys sounds like a woman after my own heart... Apart from the Jesus bit.
I think she would like my icon.

[abby20.livejournal.com]

Gladys: Listen, I'll be honest with you. I love Jesus, but I drink a little.

Gladys was my favourite, and that line was 95% of the reason why. Hee!

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

I'm so horrible with checking Facebook and more horrible with updating it.
You are not the only one, I sometimes forgot I have Facebook.

[jules-411.livejournal.com]

I love when Ellen calls Gladys, and I just about died when she made that comment. She's such a hoot. :D

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

today needs to be tomorrow. now.


*cookies*