Once upon a time Jensen stood in a valley between two very high cliffs. He lifted his hand to shield the sun from his eyes and looked at all the fangirls lining the cliffs. Hundreds, no. Thousands of them. Screaming for him. Screaming at him. Words of love, marriage and baby carriages. He breathed deep. Here goes nothing. He thought. I love you, he shouted loud and clear. Come, come and get me. He smiled wide and bright. The fangirls shrieked, they giggled, they tittered. He loves me, they declared loud and proud. No. He loves me. One said to another. Yelling turned into fighting turned in pushing turned into shoving. A thousand fangirls falling. Shattering. I love me too, Jensen said with a sincere smile. Walking off into the cliched sunset.
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Date: 2007-12-12 07:59 pm (UTC)Once upon a time Jensen stood in a valley between two very high cliffs. He lifted his hand to shield the sun from his eyes and looked at all the fangirls lining the cliffs. Hundreds, no. Thousands of them. Screaming for him. Screaming at him. Words of love, marriage and baby carriages. He breathed deep. Here goes nothing. He thought. I love you, he shouted loud and clear. Come, come and get me. He smiled wide and bright. The fangirls shrieked, they giggled, they tittered. He loves me, they declared loud and proud. No. He loves me. One said to another. Yelling turned into fighting turned in pushing turned into shoving. A thousand fangirls falling. Shattering. I love me too, Jensen said with a sincere smile. Walking off into the cliched sunset.
THE END
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Date: 2007-12-12 08:54 pm (UTC)I think he'd like your story too. Especially the part where we all drop dead.
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Date: 2007-12-12 11:18 pm (UTC)Jensen would give it a round of standing ovations because he loves and supports ME.