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Oh, noes! I am like, so scared. Remember? You have a VAGINA! You can't do violence against me, unless you have tears made out of spikes and I accidentally trip and I say, "Ow. Ow, my leg." And you rush over and show concern by crying your SPIKE TEARS over me and impale me to the floor while I cry REAL TEARS and gurgle and choke on blood because you've hit my throat a few times.

...What?