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sometimes when I am out, I shout compliments at people inside my head. (the compliments are in my head - not the people)

examples:

THAT'S A GREAT SWEATER
YOUR HAIR IS FANTASTIC
HOLY CRAP YOU ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE
THOSE PANTS LOOK GOOD ON YOU

I'm scared that one day, I'm going to accidentally do it out loud. and the person will look at me like, 'WTF?' and I'll just have to shrug and give them a look that says, 'oops, sorry. but it's okay. i am a professional crazy person.'