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Breaking Dawn
May. 12th, 2012 09:47 pmSo, I uh ... I just watched the Rifftrax of Breaking Dawn because I can't bring myself to watch the actual movies.
Yep.
Team Jacob always and forever.
Sure, I only skimmed the first two books and I really don't have any plans to read the other ones.
While I enjoy Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner is just so much prettier.
And I get that Bela is truly madly deeply in love with Edward but it just seems like her and Jacob have uhm ...what's that thing called ... oh, chemistry.
Also. Jacob and Edward would be the best match.
"They're going to go gay adopt a vampire wolf baby."
"Could this finally be the shirtless Jacob Edward wrestling match that I ...that people have been waiting for?"
"So, a werewolf just fell in love with the monster baby that was ripped out of it's mother's womb by the teeth of her vampire husband? Stephanie Meyer, get some help. You're very very sick and deranged, you need some help now."
Yep.
Team Jacob always and forever.
Sure, I only skimmed the first two books and I really don't have any plans to read the other ones.
While I enjoy Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner is just so much prettier.
And I get that Bela is truly madly deeply in love with Edward but it just seems like her and Jacob have uhm ...what's that thing called ... oh, chemistry.
Also. Jacob and Edward would be the best match.
"They're going to go gay adopt a vampire wolf baby."
"Could this finally be the shirtless Jacob Edward wrestling match that I ...that people have been waiting for?"
"So, a werewolf just fell in love with the monster baby that was ripped out of it's mother's womb by the teeth of her vampire husband? Stephanie Meyer, get some help. You're very very sick and deranged, you need some help now."