random porny thoughts || dreams || tinhattish

I was thinking about this article the other day (If Twilight' Was About Dragons (And Contained More Fisting))

And that led to thoughts and images of dragons fisting each other but that just wasn't working for my imagination so it turned it into a dragon (male) fisting a unicorn (female).

Go on. Picture it. Change the sexes of the mythical creatures if you want. I'll wait.

S'awesome, right? RIGHT?!

I haven't seen a lot of actual person porn and what I have seen is mostly male on male and sometimes male on male on male - all in all I'm thinking actual person porn is basically all the same - some variations and twists sure but basically, yeah. So, I'm thinking if we can somehow gather these mythical creatures and talk them into doing porn we could make a killing. Or possibly be killed. I'm not sure which.

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There are some people out there and maybe you're one of them who say things like, 'Yeah, I control my dreams. I just think about [THING] before I fall asleep and then I dream about it.'

I try that often and it does not work. At all. Ever. Maybe I'm being to specific with my thoughts. Maybe.

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I'm using Padalecki, Jared and Ackles, Jensen as an example but I'm asking this about any and all 'couples'

If one believes that those two are together together (wink wink nudge nudge) but isn't batshit insane is that person still considered a tinhat?

Can I have a paper hat instead?