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Supernatural 4x22 Lucifer Rising
May. 15th, 2009 03:54 pmSupernatural 4x22 Lucifer Rising and what I want to see in S5
How much more awesome would it have been (for me) if instead of syphilis having hooker!Lilith it was Little Girl!Lilith and at some point she giggled and looked up at Sam with big 'innocent' eyes and said something like, "It kind of tickles, Sammy."? ... SO MUCH BETTER.
Ugh.
I've seen a few posts about how Sam's going to be Lucifer's meatsuit which could be interesting and neat. But I've been thinking that it could be fun if they turned S5 into a Reality Show. A mixture of The Contender mixed in with a little UFC.
Dean vs Lucifer. No holds barred. No frills. Hardly any rules.
Sam and Castiel would be Dean's support. His coaches ... his hope.
Zachariah and someone else would be over on Lucifer's side.
Lucifer would be played by Eddie Izzard just so that I could have this one moment happen.
[Lucifer throws a punch and Dean ducks out of the way]
Dean: [laughs] That all you got, *Lucy*?
Lucifer: My name. Is not. Lucy.
After a few episodes Dean would be giving up, he'd be down and beaten because he's giving it his all and Lucifer's barely trying.
Sam: Castiel, we have to do something. He's going to lose.
Castiel: We mustn't give up hope. This is Dean's destiny.
Sam: [sighs] I haven't given up hope but if Dean dies ...
Castiel: He won't.
[a little while later Sam takes Dean's water bottle and fills it with red gatorade and a couple drops of his own blood]
And then at the end of the season there's a press conference with Dean being accused of cheating.
Judge 1: You do know why you're here, yes?
Dean: Yeah. For the pie eating contest.
Judge 2: You won by cheating.
Dean: [huffs] I beat that son of a bitch fair and square.
Judge 1: You used demon blood.
Dean: I wouldn't touch that stuff.
[camera cuts to Sam who looks a teeny tiny bit guilty]
Dean: If there was demon blood in me it wasn't my choice to take it.
Judge 2: Just like all those sports players who didn't know they were taking steroids, right?
Dean: Screw you.
... then you know. Other hijinks would happen during the season. We'd see Sam and Dean working out together all half naked and sweaty. Castiel would help train Dean in how to avoid mystical whammies. Blah blah blah.
I'd have also liked to have seen at some point during the series this happen ...
[Sam and Ruby are in Ruby's car]
Sam: Are you ever going to let me drive?
Ruby: Hell, no. This is my baby.
Sam: Ha. You sound just like Dean.
[Ruby makes a 'Yeah, right.' face]
_________________________
Dean: ...Hey, Sam?
Sam: Yeah?
Dean: You know that guy I shot? There was a person in there.
Sam: You didn’t have a choice, Dean.
Dean: Yeah, I know. That’s not what bothers me.
Sam: Then what does?
Dean: Killin’ that guy, killin’ Meg—I didn’t hesitate. I didn’t even flinch. For you or Dad, the things I’m willin’ to do or kill, it just ... it scares me sometimes.
* * * *
Sam: Yeah, you're right, I'm not. I don't have a choice.
Dean: What's that suppose to mean.
Sam: Look, Dean, you're leaving right? And I gotta stay here in this crap-hole of a world ... alone. So, the way I see it, if I'm gonna make it... if I'm gonna fight this war after you're gone then I gotta change.
Dean: Change into what?
Sam: Into you ... I gotta be more like you.
And yet these days Sam's drinking blood and killing people with demons in them and he should stop "because it's wrong" even if he believes (believed) that he didn't have any other choice. Even though he thought, he knew that killing Lilith was the only way to stop it. Hmm.
How much more awesome would it have been (for me) if instead of syphilis having hooker!Lilith it was Little Girl!Lilith and at some point she giggled and looked up at Sam with big 'innocent' eyes and said something like, "It kind of tickles, Sammy."? ... SO MUCH BETTER.
Ugh.
I've seen a few posts about how Sam's going to be Lucifer's meatsuit which could be interesting and neat. But I've been thinking that it could be fun if they turned S5 into a Reality Show. A mixture of The Contender mixed in with a little UFC.
Dean vs Lucifer. No holds barred. No frills. Hardly any rules.
Sam and Castiel would be Dean's support. His coaches ... his hope.
Zachariah and someone else would be over on Lucifer's side.
Lucifer would be played by Eddie Izzard just so that I could have this one moment happen.
[Lucifer throws a punch and Dean ducks out of the way]
Dean: [laughs] That all you got, *Lucy*?
Lucifer: My name. Is not. Lucy.
After a few episodes Dean would be giving up, he'd be down and beaten because he's giving it his all and Lucifer's barely trying.
Sam: Castiel, we have to do something. He's going to lose.
Castiel: We mustn't give up hope. This is Dean's destiny.
Sam: [sighs] I haven't given up hope but if Dean dies ...
Castiel: He won't.
[a little while later Sam takes Dean's water bottle and fills it with red gatorade and a couple drops of his own blood]
And then at the end of the season there's a press conference with Dean being accused of cheating.
Judge 1: You do know why you're here, yes?
Dean: Yeah. For the pie eating contest.
Judge 2: You won by cheating.
Dean: [huffs] I beat that son of a bitch fair and square.
Judge 1: You used demon blood.
Dean: I wouldn't touch that stuff.
[camera cuts to Sam who looks a teeny tiny bit guilty]
Dean: If there was demon blood in me it wasn't my choice to take it.
Judge 2: Just like all those sports players who didn't know they were taking steroids, right?
Dean: Screw you.
... then you know. Other hijinks would happen during the season. We'd see Sam and Dean working out together all half naked and sweaty. Castiel would help train Dean in how to avoid mystical whammies. Blah blah blah.
I'd have also liked to have seen at some point during the series this happen ...
[Sam and Ruby are in Ruby's car]
Sam: Are you ever going to let me drive?
Ruby: Hell, no. This is my baby.
Sam: Ha. You sound just like Dean.
[Ruby makes a 'Yeah, right.' face]
_________________________
Dean: ...Hey, Sam?
Sam: Yeah?
Dean: You know that guy I shot? There was a person in there.
Sam: You didn’t have a choice, Dean.
Dean: Yeah, I know. That’s not what bothers me.
Sam: Then what does?
Dean: Killin’ that guy, killin’ Meg—I didn’t hesitate. I didn’t even flinch. For you or Dad, the things I’m willin’ to do or kill, it just ... it scares me sometimes.
* * * *
Sam: Yeah, you're right, I'm not. I don't have a choice.
Dean: What's that suppose to mean.
Sam: Look, Dean, you're leaving right? And I gotta stay here in this crap-hole of a world ... alone. So, the way I see it, if I'm gonna make it... if I'm gonna fight this war after you're gone then I gotta change.
Dean: Change into what?
Sam: Into you ... I gotta be more like you.
And yet these days Sam's drinking blood and killing people with demons in them and he should stop "because it's wrong" even if he believes (believed) that he didn't have any other choice. Even though he thought, he knew that killing Lilith was the only way to stop it. Hmm.