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Jan. 29th, 2009
Quotes from QI
Jan. 29th, 2009 02:18 pm[re: penguins swimming]
Johnny: But what's the point of developing that if no other birds can see that?
Stephen: Why would it want other birds to see it?
Johnny: Well, you're going 'It's magnificent.' It's swimming around going, 'Look at this. Look what I've done.' And the other birds are going, 'Look at that fucking idiot.'
Sean: We're the only creatures Johnny, who like to show off, I think. I don't think other animals like to show off, apart from peacocks and quite a few others come to think of it now ... In fact all of them.
* * *
Stephen: Why do women make the best fishermen?
Johnny: They're all descended from mermaids.
[snip]
Johnny: And in 1654 they negotiated a deal with the octopus witch to let them also have their voices back.
* * *
Johnny: I had a dream about flying. [describes dream] He's explaining how easy it is to fly to his family, 'All you gotta do is open your arms and do this and you fly.' And then I watch my family fall to their deaths.
Stephen: Have you tried to interpret that, can you imagine what it might mean?
Johnny: I'll uh, probably kill them. In a rage.
Stephen: I think it means you're gay.
Johnny: Does it? Really?
[Stephen goes back to talking about pigeons]
Johnny: FUCK THE PIGEONS, Stephen! Sorry. Am I gay?
Stephen: [cracks up]
Johnny: But what's the point of developing that if no other birds can see that?
Stephen: Why would it want other birds to see it?
Johnny: Well, you're going 'It's magnificent.' It's swimming around going, 'Look at this. Look what I've done.' And the other birds are going, 'Look at that fucking idiot.'
Sean: We're the only creatures Johnny, who like to show off, I think. I don't think other animals like to show off, apart from peacocks and quite a few others come to think of it now ... In fact all of them.
* * *
Stephen: Why do women make the best fishermen?
Johnny: They're all descended from mermaids.
[snip]
Johnny: And in 1654 they negotiated a deal with the octopus witch to let them also have their voices back.
* * *
Johnny: I had a dream about flying. [describes dream] He's explaining how easy it is to fly to his family, 'All you gotta do is open your arms and do this and you fly.' And then I watch my family fall to their deaths.
Stephen: Have you tried to interpret that, can you imagine what it might mean?
Johnny: I'll uh, probably kill them. In a rage.
Stephen: I think it means you're gay.
Johnny: Does it? Really?
[Stephen goes back to talking about pigeons]
Johnny: FUCK THE PIGEONS, Stephen! Sorry. Am I gay?
Stephen: [cracks up]
Supernatural 4.x13 After School Special
Jan. 29th, 2009 07:12 pmSupernatural 4.x13 After School Special
[btvs]
Coach Harrold: Alright, it's raining, all regular gym classes have been postponed, so you know what that means: dodgeball! Now, for those of you that may have forgotten, the rules are as follows: you dodge.
* * *
[song]
Corky and the Juice Pigs:
One day I wanna be like him
Janitor, Janitor
Masturbating as I clean the gym
Janitor, Janitor
I think it must be a really nice life
Cleaning your nails with a hunting knife
Being stained yellow, the rest of your life.
Janitor, Janitor
* * *
Colin Ford is amazing and clearly the best actor on the show. I thought that Young!Dean was going to make me want to bash my head against the wall but he wasn't too bad. Not my favourite but yeah.
* * *
Sam was supposed to say, "Yeah. Yeah, I am." after he was asked, 'Are you happy?' He wasn't supposed to look like he was going to cry. *shakes fist*
* * *
I liked the ep.
[btvs]
Coach Harrold: Alright, it's raining, all regular gym classes have been postponed, so you know what that means: dodgeball! Now, for those of you that may have forgotten, the rules are as follows: you dodge.
* * *
[song]
Corky and the Juice Pigs:
One day I wanna be like him
Janitor, Janitor
Masturbating as I clean the gym
Janitor, Janitor
I think it must be a really nice life
Cleaning your nails with a hunting knife
Being stained yellow, the rest of your life.
Janitor, Janitor
* * *
Colin Ford is amazing and clearly the best actor on the show. I thought that Young!Dean was going to make me want to bash my head against the wall but he wasn't too bad. Not my favourite but yeah.
* * *
Sam was supposed to say, "Yeah. Yeah, I am." after he was asked, 'Are you happy?' He wasn't supposed to look like he was going to cry. *shakes fist*
* * *
I liked the ep.