fictional conversation

Jared: Jensen?! C'mere.
Jensen: Last time I went into your room, Jared, you were naked.
Jared: I'm not naked.
Jensen: [silence]
Jared: I'm. Not. Naked.
Jensen: Better not be.

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Jensen: Dude! You're not wearing any pants or boxers for that matter.
Jared: But I have a shirt on, which technically means I'm not naked. Ah ha!
Jensen: Why am I here?
Jared: I never properly whooped your ass for that comment about me taking a long time to get ready in the morning.
Jensen: And you're going to do it with no pants on?
Jared: I figured it'd be a fair fight if you took yours off too.
Jensen: You did, did you?
Jared: Uh huh.