and in conclusion ...

Chris Rock:  People are always saying that rap music is misogynistic and is degrading to women but what I've realized is that women that like rap don't give a fuck. Women that like rap could give less than a fuck what they're saying if the beat's all right she will dance all night. I see women on the floor dancing to the nastiest shit ever made. You think the nastier the record the more they like that shit. I see women on the floor just dancing like, 'Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick. Put a dick in her ear, a dick in her ear, a dick in her ear. Fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye. Blind the bitch, blind the bitch, blind the bitch with come.'

You know what's wild, if you mention to a woman that the record is misogynistic and degrading, you're going to seem like a nerd when you say that, but if you mention it to a woman, every woman gives you the same answer, "He ain't talkin' about me." 'Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick ...' But he said your name. "No, he didn't."

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Louis CK: Nobody ever wins an argument, nobody ever goes, 'Oh, you're right and I'm wrong.' That never happens, someone just eventually goes, 'Shut up, we gotta eat. So, let's shut up for a minute.'

once upon a time ...

Earlier I walked to the store, when I left the house there was a drop or two of rain and then it stopped.

I came home, sat down for a moment and then stepped outside for a smoke and saw that it was raining a lot.

Outloud but quietly to myself I said, 'Nice timing, bitch.'

And then I giggled.

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( Pearls Before Swine : Life is Full of Surprises )

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The Booty Boys [featuring Conan O'Brien] Gonna Go To Hell When I Die

It's a stupid song, but I do love Conan's "I'ma gonna go to hell when I die."

And it cuts off at the end, I'm not sure why but that's how it came.