fictional conversation

[Fictional Conversation]

Jared: A 3-D horror movie, Jensen?
Jensen: Jealous?
Jared: Dude, I'm in a fucking Friday the 13th movie.
Jensen: Yeah, well. Your movie is just a cheesy slasher flick, mine's about horror and romance. Plus, I'm pretty sure I  get to play someone my own age.
Jared: In 3-D.
Jensen: Shut up.
Jared: Uh, way to go, old man?
Jensen: You suck.

seriously. is it hard?

Why can't people use cut tags like,  "Future Spoilers for [Name of Character]" and not say, "[Name of Character] Goes On a Shopping Trip" and then have the details of the shopping trip under the cut.

Because telling me that Character is going on a shopping trip already spoils everything.