Gosh.

This? (You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. ) is really quite frustrating because you can't see anything. The post could be about puppies, but I'm (and others too, maybe) afraid to click the links because they could be full of spoilers.

ETA: And fixed! (Thank you, Ti)

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From the Way Back File : Random (bad) Pick up lines.

You must have horrible, painful blisters on your heels. Because you've been running through my dreams all night. In uncomfortable shoes.

I must've died, changed religions, and spent 127 years in purgatory because I see an angel standing in front of me.

You're so fine, I bet you'd slip through a colander.

If I had to choose between being with you for one night and winning the lottery…I'd take the lottery. But it'd be close. Real close.

You remind me of my fear of snakes.

Once I knew two people who didn't fall in love. They both died horribly the following day. Makes you think.