random facts

[stoled from mrbig1316]

Micmezle never wet her bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Micmezle once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. Her opponent drowned.

Micmezle doesn't see dead people. She makes people dead.

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Micmezle doesn't believe in magic.

The saddest moment for children is not when they learn Santa Claus isn't real, it's when they learns Micmezle is.

Micmezle once finished "The Song that Never Ends".

During the Vietnam War, Micmezle allowed herself to be captured. For torture, they made her eat her own entrails. She asked for seconds.

( more because I cannot stop )

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( Jensen Ackles )

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( Jared Padalecki )

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babbles

Outside smoking (because someone hasn't quit yet)

This all said in good fun

My cousin: Brrr
Husband of cousin: Stop fucking complaining
My cousin: Watch your language
Husband of cousin: Stop complaining. That's all you do. :mimicks complaining:
My cousin: Get a divorce, try and find a new one ...
Husband: Why would I want another one?
My cousin: that doesn't complain.

Hahahaha. *ahem*

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Sandwiches are delicious. I also bought Turtle ice cream, which I haven't had yet but I'm sure it's even more delicious.

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Dean Winchester. Minibust.

( Ahahaha. I mean, wow that sure is some piece of work. )