I would like to be killed by a huge weather event (as long as I wasn't doing something stupid like filming a tornado or trying to drive my car across running water) because that way I'd be done by someone I respect.
OR to go the irony route, which I also respect, I would have let myself go healthwise, and then I'd finally decide to get in shape, buy a new pair of running shoes, and then the first time out running, I would trip over the shoes right into the path of a speeding ambulance.
The second one is less preferable, I guess, because it would cause trauma to the ambulance drivers and could prevent someone in trouble from getting to the hospital. Scratch the ambulance, make that I trip over my shoes right under a sign that says "HOSPITAL THIS WAY" and at that moment the sign falls on my head. \o/
Not that I've ever thought about this before. *cough*
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winterfish
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Date: 2011-12-23 05:26 am (UTC)OR to go the irony route, which I also respect, I would have let myself go healthwise, and then I'd finally decide to get in shape, buy a new pair of running shoes, and then the first time out running, I would trip over the shoes right into the path of a speeding ambulance.
The second one is less preferable, I guess, because it would cause trauma to the ambulance drivers and could prevent someone in trouble from getting to the hospital. Scratch the ambulance, make that I trip over my shoes right under a sign that says "HOSPITAL THIS WAY" and at that moment the sign falls on my head. \o/
Not that I've ever thought about this before. *cough*