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The hell are you reading? Actually, how the hell did this even get published is a better question.

With her blonde hair pulled back she looked good enough to look at.

What did the author run out of ways to build description? /sarcasm

He was lying there and he was pulling at it. In the champagne glass with his pants around his knees.

There is no other explanation other than the one you provided.

Remind me to never read this book. I am facepalming.

There is this movie on lifetime and Locke (ala "Lost") is it in and he has hair and a mustache. It was mind boggling I tell you.