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[for those that didn't see it on tumblr or anywhere else this may have been posted]

This is my new favourite thing. It does contain swearing so don't watch in front of the ninos.

How to trick people into thinking you're good looking


"If you were born really ugly like me have no fear ...."


That punching thing that she does? Yeah. I do that. There's usually a person there that I'm fake punching at but yeah. I really am ugly and weird.

Date: 2010-07-11 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sevenandthree.livejournal.com
i'm ugly and weird too.

Date: 2010-07-11 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
:high fives:


Date: 2010-07-11 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sevenandthree.livejournal.com
:D

i totally am

Date: 2010-07-11 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
piffle and pshaw.

Date: 2010-07-11 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onelittlesleep.livejournal.com
Ahahaha, omg. It's too bad she didn't actually do a "How to be as fucking cool as me" tutorial.

SIGH.

Pretty girls are a dime a dozen. THIS cool is a RARE and desirable thing.

Date: 2010-07-11 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giantlovetingle.livejournal.com
That was win.

Date: 2010-07-11 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] resounding-echo.livejournal.com
It was the crying over the masters degree that got me. :D

Date: 2010-07-11 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com
LMAO that video is epic.

Date: 2010-07-11 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swar.livejournal.com
LOL that was freakin' hilarious!

Date: 2010-07-11 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fryttu.livejournal.com
This is EPIC.

Date: 2010-07-11 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eilan.livejournal.com
*snorts*

Date: 2010-07-11 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enablelove.livejournal.com
That was hilarious haha

you're not ugly honey, and all of us are weird.

Date: 2010-07-11 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurondo.livejournal.com
NEITHER ONE OF YOU ARE UGLY, omg.

Date: 2010-07-11 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sevenandthree.livejournal.com
Pfft. you've seen me. :P

Date: 2010-07-11 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelocation.livejournal.com
Bwahahahahhaahaha! omg!

Date: 2010-07-11 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurondo.livejournal.com
Exactly. :)

Date: 2010-07-11 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com
Okay, that one really is the best.

Date: 2010-07-11 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goodnight.livejournal.com
ahahaa THIS IS AMAZING. Next time you're in town, we should try this...but with wigs cause I dont wanna dye my hair.

Date: 2010-07-12 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brianshanelvr.livejournal.com
blonde people make me feel ugly...

Date: 2010-07-13 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilshelly.livejournal.com
v. funny,

but...i don't know chelle. She's not ugly. She's just kinda average...
So are most people! So am I. So are you.

Really, do you walk outside and see a bunch of "beautiful" people? I don't.
In high school and college, I remember, like, 6 really beautiful people.
..oh, I remember lots of sexy people, but they weren't always beautiful!--dude, or even good looking! :)

sexy is better. cool is better. fun is better. beauty fades pretty quickly and is very subjective.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
That might be all very true but the first thing someone notices about you is what you look like. And I think that's the point buried in the joke.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Yeah? It's usually brunettes that make me feel the ugliest.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
HELL YEAH! I just don't know if I'll actually want to go out in public...

Date: 2010-07-13 03:32 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-07-13 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
I love it so much

Date: 2010-07-13 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
I've watched it so many times.

Pffft.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:33 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-07-13 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
I'm kind of in love with the video.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
*strongly agrees with this comment*

Date: 2010-07-13 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
That was one of my favourite parts.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Like extra extreme win.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
I don't think that kind of cool can be taught.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilshelly.livejournal.com
that is the joke, yes! folks get lost in jokes, though.
..and enough of deep thoughts!

for the longest time, i didn't want to start buying dvds my no-good-rotten-son stole and sold from me. it just made me sad.

but it's been a few years...and im up to the task. only, i can't think of any good movies i had that i want again! grrrrrrrrrrr.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE DVDS, CHELLE?
hit me with some must haves!

Date: 2010-07-13 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goodnight.livejournal.com
haha we dont have to! we can get tracie and carrie in on it and have a fake hot bitch tea party or some such. And by tea I mean booze.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
I don't have my favourite movies on dvd .. yet. Well, one of them. The Iron Giant. God damn, I love that fucking movie. I also enjoy The Limey a lot. And The Cure. Yeah, most of my dvds that aren't box sets are either shit movies that Jared, Jensen, Sandy, Danneel and Genevieve have been in (I have a problem) or they're from the 2 for $10 bin at Wal Mart.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilshelly.livejournal.com
lol! dude. cool. i have the iron giant on vhs..never upgraded. :) and i still have The Limey, and Devour...the boy stole the ones he could get cash or trade-up value for...Jensen, Jared, Sandy, Danneel & Genevieve don't make that category! ;) lol...
yep. i still have my copy of Devour!

Date: 2010-07-13 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Hahaha. I'm sure he could've sold Devour for a $1.

I think you're the only one who has heard of The Limey. I kind of love that you actually own it.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
I like this plan.

Date: 2010-07-13 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilshelly.livejournal.com
:) there used to be this little movie rental/buy cheap place, The Tower, down the street from my old apartment, it was the only place you could get indie/foreign vhs/dvds...the kids and I were like their "Norms!"!
we'd walk in, and the kids that worked there would have the perfect movies/games for me, the girl & the boy.

damn kids are why the boy and I got so into British Gangster movies and the girl got so into Japanese Anime.

Date: 2010-07-13 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
That place sounds amazing.

Date: 2010-07-17 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilshelly.livejournal.com
it was pretty amazing. and the kids totally let me mother them. which was really cool, as my kids were just at an age where they were learning to ignore me.
...then a blockbuster opened up across the street...and they were out of business.

::sniff::

but i still email 2 and write one in prison. :)

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