fictional conversation.

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fc.

*Jared and Jensen talk about a guest star. Also kind of spoilery for the S4 Gag Reel and the S3 one. Sorta. Kinda. Little bit.



Jared: You're entertaining her.
Jensen: What? Who?
Jared: Who? Who, he asks. Who do you think?
Jensen: Oh. And hell no, Harris told me I wasn't allowed near her unless necessary.
Jared: Scared of your girlfriend?
Jensen: Little bit. Besides she's your friend.
Jared: Danneel?
Jensen: Paris, moron.
Jared: We are not friends, we were in one movie together and she hit on me a few times, that's all.
Jensen: And you loved every minute
Jared: Nah, I like it better when you hit on me.
Jensen: Tell me again why she's on the show?
Jared: Ratings.
Jensen: And because she wants you.
Jared: Shut up.
Jensen: Maybe she'll just stay in her trailer the whole time.
Jared: Maybe we should just stay in our trailer the whole time.
Jensen: And put up a 'No Girls Allowed' sign.
Jared: And if that fails to work ...
Jensen: You could just do your thing 'round her.
Jared: My thing?
Jensen: Farting.
Jared: Farting is my thing?
Jensen: Dude. If you fart around her then she won't want to hang out with you.
Jared: What about you?
Jensen: I'll just stay close to you.
Jared: Because you loooooove it when I fart.
Jensen: No. I'm just used to it.
Jared: What if she tries to out fart me?
Jensen: Is that even a thing?
Jared: Dude, she's pretty nasty.
Jensen: She's got nothing on you, Miss Jackson.