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Maybe he's just one of those guys that can't not think about sex every three seconds and every time he looks at her mouth he starts thinking about the last time she went down on him and before he knows it he's poppin' a stiffy and then his upstairs brain belatedly kicks in and tries to tell him to think about his grandmother walking in on him that time with the Barbie's cousin Midge doll (he can't help it; he likes redheads with freckles!) and he gets all sorts of uncomfortable and god, why can't he just be like the normal boys? *angsts*