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[certainthings]

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes


[with thanks to ms_nerd]

Comments

[dev-earl.livejournal.com]

o_0

[annella.livejournal.com]

...

I HAVE NO WORDS.

Except oh god EWWW.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

*cackles madly* Man, when recycling goes to far...

[siko-md.livejournal.com]

How do you find this stuff?

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

But what if you're like, cooking for a whole group of people? How do you get enough semen to feed twenty people? I'm sure the average man can only produce enough for one Cum Crepe, but what about the other nineteen folks? Do they just go hungry? Or do you invite random men off of the street for a little group fuckery just to be a good dinner host?

I'm kind of grossed out just thinking about what an 'almost white Russian' would taste like.

[kalimai.livejournal.com]

Bloody hell! I have no words!

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

wow...ok.....:O
The things people come up with!

[annabeth.livejournal.com]

O_O I'm really disturbed by this -- particularly the comments! EW!

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

Wow. A new Thanksgiving tradition begins!

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

[coppering.livejournal.com]

All I keep thinking is how awkward it would be to find that in someones house...

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

hahahaha WHAT?
I can just imagine the awkward conversations:
"Awesome cookies! Did you do something new?"

"Well, actually I just added a little bit of jizz for an extra kick."

o-O

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

D:< *is creeped out*