friday the 13th

[certainthings]

Dear Movie Gods,

Please let Jared's character's face get ripped off/torn off/blown off ... whatever in Friday the 13th.

I'd like for there to be a triology of NONE MORE FACE BOY.

Sincerely,
Micmezle

Comments

[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

OMG. The Jared girls are going to ATTACK you.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

P.S. If it could be as hilarious as it was in House of Wax, I'd be much obliged.

Actually, I just want the movie to have something other than Jared's pretty to compel me into the movie theater.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Jared will have no face, Jared needs no face.

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

*loves your sick, twisted brain*

[albydarned.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[bubl.livejournal.com]

:/
Why??

[depply-in-luv.livejournal.com]

He got it ripped off in house of wax, what other movie did he become faceless in?

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

Well, if he's gonna die, he need to have a sex scene first. Or get naked. Cause that's the way these things work. :P

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

As long as that damn forehead is taken off with the rest of his face, I'll be a happy girl

[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

His face was blown off in Flight of the Phoenix?!? I thought he just wandered off to pee and got lost in the desert like an idiot.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

What be them others? HoW I know but the last one I'm not sure about. Maybe that was why Rory didn't want Dean anymore, he had no face... no, help me out.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

haha sounds like an awesome plan to me

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

I fully support this letter. \o/